Doesn't seem likely

Martina McBride never misses a trick, and she made sure to surround herself with as much security as could fit in the bus loading zone when you approached her.

But eventually, all of those security guards had better things to do, and once Martina actually gets to talking to you, she seems to become more trusting of you.

"I know you have a pass and all John, but I was a little suspicious," she tells you, "but I think I know you well enough to know that you're just looking for some time with your favorite artists."

"And," she continued, "I always like to make sure that none of my fans leave disappointed. Wait here."

You're pretty sure she let you down easy just to take off on you, but when her bus pulls up and the driver stops it right next to you, you realize you're once again in luck.

"Right this way, Mr. Doe," he tells you as you step onto Martina's bus, the t-shirt and blue jeans combination she had worn earlier giving way to a t-shirt and sweat pants combination.

It's not flattering, but you still find her sexy.

"The least I can do is give you an autograph," she says to you as she invites you in.