Katy Perry

You can't believe your luck when arguably the hottest girl here, Katy Perry, is mere feet away from you.

She never appears to be that far away from a shot glass or a beer bottle, either, you've noticed, and that has you thinking maybe you've found your target for the evening.

And since you haven't seen that man-slut John Mayer around anywhere tonight, it might be easier to hook up with her than you think.

So go find out just how drunk Katy is.