Never Did catch her Name

After I get home I head downstairs to let Rachel know I got home safely. She's still up sitting on a stool at the kitchen island eating a roast nak pheasant sandwich." So how did the evening hunt go?" I grin as I recall the night's events.

" Well this big Amazon woman roasted my nuts with a cigarette lighter before we had sex and then I fed off of her. Funny I never learned her name. I gotta say in all the centuries I've been around this was the first time I've ever gotten the ole' bean bag burned. It was quite the experience."

She looks at me in disbelief." You mean to tell me you've never stood over a lit candle with your legs spread?"

" Nope, first time. She held the flame right on my sack until it began to blister. The pain was excruciating, both the sharp burning pain and the pain in my stomach as I became nauseous."

" Did you puke?"

" Almost. I gotta say though no pun intended it was the second hottest thing I've had done to my nuts." I tussle her hair. " The first being the time you hit me with a mallet." She giggles.

" I aim to please. How was the rest of it?"

" She was as gentle as a lamb. I think she may have felt guilty of hurting me at first. I was her first experience with a futa and she wanted to make it memorable for me. She apologized for the first time she burned my testes. I had to talk her into doing it again."

" So she did it twice?"

" Yep. As I said she wanted to give me an experience that she thought was unique and I'm here to tell you it was that."

We still talk as I strip and bring my clothes into the laundry room. I put my denim in the wash and my leathers into the dry cleaning machine a few minutes later they're done and I fold them up to bring upstairs, I just love the advancements in doing laundry, so convenient.

" She even willingly let me feed on her blood. I stayed and talked to her afterwards to make sure she was alright. I still don't think she realizes I'm a real vampire. She probably thinks I'm one of those posers."

Rachel laughs." Wouldn't she be surprised. Well I think it's my bedtime so I'm gonna say good night, I mean morning." We kiss and play with each other's balls for a few seconds before I say good morning as well. She heads up to her bed and I go to my coffin for the day.

Once in my coffin I hold my raggedy old teddy bear Mr. Billingsworth that I won at a county fair back on earth centuries ago. Strange I can't seem to bring myself to get rid of him. Snuggling him close I drift off to sleep.