Diaper Station

We made our way to the changing areas in the baby restroom. I made sure to pass the long silence by pinching my friends bare breasts.

“C’mon dude. That hurts.” He locked his arms around his breasts as I took the time to lick my fingers of the food still smeared on his great knockers.

“It’s not my fault you got two great honkers attached to your baby body.” We made our way to our destination and entered the bathroom.

It looked like any other baby bathroom. Walls lined with posters of how to best stimulate your mommas breast production and big tables to change your dirty diapers.

We were the only people there so Ned went to sit on one of the tables and I went up to him in order to ask something.

“You got your diapers, right?”

“Yeah, I save them up my bum. You mind getting my next bottle of formula from there. Doing this always stresses me out.” He swung his body so his front faced the table and his legs bent inwards to present his rump to me. I removed the straps of his diaper and put it off to the side.

“Sure, just hold on.” I slowly reached my hand deep inside is anal chute in order to get to the items. There sure was a lot.

“You got a lot of stuff up your ass. What do you got up here.” I said as my hand reached all the way up to my shoulder.

“Uhhh, I got my wallet, my phone, my diapers, my milk bottles, my skateboard, twelve personal flesh lights, my laptop-”

“Your skateboard! Why did you bring that. You don’t plan to skate today.” I interrupted as I pulled out a clean diaper and reached back inside for a milk bottle.

“I know but I just want to have it just in case.”

“Well don’t think about shoving so much stuff up there next time. A cousin of mine came down for a week and lived up my ass. It was exhausting trying to make the place presentable by removing my **** manga collection. At least she appreciated my limited edition dildo collection when she stayed down there.” I chastised as I finally found one of his milk bottles and handed it over to him.

“Alright ‘mommy’, don’t go harping and just change my diaper.” He stuck the bottle in his mouth and turned over to sit on his freshly blundered behind.

“Awww, you have such a wute wittle dicky-poo.” I cooed appreciatingly as I proceeded to plant little kisses on my friends 3” tall penis.

He blushed embarrassingly as he couldn’t talk with the bottle in his mouth.

“Alright I’ll get you patched up.” I proceeded to change his diaper as it took a lot faster than I realized. By the time I was done I picked up the dirty diaper and manifested a glass cup for myself using my world ownership. I twisted the diaper and let the liquid fall into the cup. I wasn’t some savage you suckled it straight from the diaper.

I took along big swig before smacking my ruby lips in enjoyment. My eyes wandered over to my friend who was getting off the changing table.

“Your lemonade is pretty sweet today? How many bottles of milk did you have?”

“I had two tis morning and one in classes before lunch.” He replied nonchalantly.

“Ah, that explains it. You wanna make out until next class?” I asked casually

“I gotta get to my Ass Swatting class early. Mr. Davenport said he wants my ass redder than a baboon before class starts or I’ll have to swat all the cheerleaders the whole period.” I chilled at the description he just gave me. Truly a cruel punishment.

“Alright dude, see you around.” We exited the bathroom and began finishing up our school day.