Cut the Bag In Half

You slashed with your sword forward in a simple downward slash. The blade cleaved right through the bag of flour. Unfortunately this created a big mess of flour all over the air! Your vision was obscured by the flour scattered everywhere. Long enough for the Pig Bandits to take advantage of it.

One would wallop you in the gut with his club, knocking the air out of you and making you fall down to your knees groaning. "Snort. Not so tough are you now?" You hadn't seen where the other Pig Bandit had wandered off too. Until a big Pink Pair of Cheeks was right in your face!

The Pig Bandit was crouched over in front of you. His big pink ass right in your face, the smell trailing to your nose. You couldn't imagine just how long this foul monster had gone without a bath. But you wouldn't have to think for long. With a firm push, the other Pig Bandit shoved your face directly into his cohorts ass cheeks.

"That's a good look on you Miss Adventurer. Get ready for your fart Retirement!" The Pig Bandit snorted loudly. Rearing himself as his massive butt released a violent fart.

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffftttt

A yellow thick waft covered your entire face. Your eyes rolled up from how disgusted you were, the two pigs snorting with glee at the poor Adventurer unable to handle their stink. "Whats the matter? It's just a little fart. Here's a smaller one to get you started!" Sarcastically, the Pig Bandit pushed even farther.

Bfffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttt!!!

This one blew your hair back as he released it. His friend laughing while you soaked up the stench with your face and nose. You tried to break free from the Pig Bandits grip. However, you just weren't strong enough.

You kicked around frantically. Attempting to the best of your ability to **** your way out from against the Pig Bandit butt. You were rewarded with your captor unleashing a greater storm of farts all over your face!

Bffffffft

Pfffftttttttt

Prrrrrrt!

These farts were far from powerful. But they were strong enough to destroy all hopes of you remaining awake any longer. The room began to spin, your nostrils and sense of smell begging to be freed from the gross pig butt! The one holding you saw how close you were to fainting and sneered into your face. "Done so soon? Don't worry. You'll be here a long time for the two of us!" The one farting on your face laughed as he relieved himself with a very tiny fart.

Bft!

And yet, their unwashed stink amplified every fart the Pig Bandit released all over your face. Such a small gassing was enough to burn anyone's nose bad or make them tear up from its stench. You slumped against the Pig Bandit's butt. Defeated, your longsword was laid on the floor.

The pair snorted as they let you fall on the floor, preparing the next part of their plan to use you. But first, they would effortlessly squash your sword. It crumpled immediately underneath their weight and stench, just like you did!

...Fin?