Cheese Louise! (saving throw passed - phew!)

The cheese is very good, an aged cheddar that has a bite and depth to it that is seldom found. You are no connoisseur but you would have to admit that this is one of the richest, most complex cheeses you have ever tried.

But it’s quite clearly magical and its effects are immediate. You feel a curious warmth in your chest and a sensation akin to that you have felt on occasion - healing and polymorph! But it’s oddly more nuanced than a simple cure and transformation magic. It’s quite painful as well.

“Oh god!”you mutter as your chest muscles spasm hard - as though with Herculean effort. You are already strong thanks to your regular training regimen and natural attributes - but this magic is further enhancing that it seems. Your can feel your muscles tear and reform, tear and reform, tear and reform! Your sweating as the sensation moves slowly through your body. You grip the table as every muscle in your body is battered by magic, flexing to its limit then pushing beyond that then pleasantly healed.

Your muscles become more defined, more powerful and larger!

***

“Well done, you passed your saving throw. Add two points to your strength - let me just check DNDbeyond… yeah that brings Thrax the fighter to 20 strength!” The DM says.

You grin as you update your character sheet. “I am the mighty Thrax! My character says,” you say.

“Madnax eats the cheese!” Bill says as he rolls a saving throw.

***

“Evidently the cheese makes men more masculine and women more feminine,” you say as you look down at your much enhanced physique, flexing your new powerful muscles.

Jinx looks from your masculine chest to her massive breasts and pouts prettily.

“Clearly!” Madnax agrees and you watch as Madnax also eats the cheese.