Watch the film.

The pair of you sit comfortabley and watch the film. Being a guy you aren't the biggest fan of romantic comedies, but you know that they are a hit with the ladies, The trick is to find one that isn't that painful to watch and most importantly funny. Notting Hill is one of the few romantic comedies you can actually say that you enjoy watching. You enjoy the feeling of Rachel's body snuggling up against yours and her head resting up against your chest more of course.

When William's (Hugh Grant's character) housemate Spike opens his front door and inadvertently give the world's gathered press paparazzi a 'glorious' front page photo of him dressed in only his grey pants, you and Rachel burst out laughing.

"Phwoar Spike looks hot in those pants!" Rachel giggles.

"Well it's a good colour for him and he's got the figure for it" You joke

Right on que on the tv screen Spike looks at his reflection in the mirror."How did I look?" He asks. "Not bad, not bad at all. Well chosen briefs I must say. Chicks dig grey. Nice. Firm. Buttocks". He declares after clenching his buttocks.

"Is that true Rachel?" You ask her, while glancing at her with a sly grin. "Do chicks dig grey?"

"Maybe, but I prefer you without any underwear at all!" Rachel declares with a horny little grin.

"Well if I greeted the Paparazzi completely in the buff I would be facing an 'indecent exposure' charge!" You reply, favouring her with a big grin. "They would also have plenty of photographic evidence!" You state.

"But you would have no shortage of female admirers if they saw you and your 'lunchbox' on the front page of the newspapers!" Rachel declares, with a toothy smile.

"It would need to be a two page spread Rachel, you know that!" You joke.

"You love a good spread don't you John?" Rachel teases.

"You better believe it, especially when you're the one doing the spreading." You shoot back and kiss her. She returns the kiss with plenty of passion and lust.

An hour later and with Hugh Grant's bumbling British charactor having seen the error of his ways and professed his love for Julia Robert's charactor results in two things: they get married and live happily ever after, and also Rachel is sobbing as she snuggles up against you.

"You look like you really enjoyed that!" You remark as you gesture to her tear filled eyes.

Rachel wipes away the tears with back of her hand and smiles. She raises her head up and presses her lips gently against yours. Her right hand soon snakes its way across your thigh and squeezes your cock through the material of your jogging trousers.