She needs a boyfriend

"I need a boyfriend," she tells me. "If we're going to shag, we must be in a committed relationship from here on out."

I didn't know what to say. On the one hand, I already have a girlfriend. But on the other, Emma Watson wants me to be her boyfriend if we're going to have sex.

"Well, Emma, if that's the condition you're making, I'm going to have to..."