"Your wish is my command, Most-honored Professor!"

You decide a light-hearted reply is best; it will show you are a happy person who naturally smiles all the time -- not just when thinking about past sexual escapades.

"Your wish is my command, Most-honored Professor!"

Clark chuckles as you make a graceful bow. "That's what I like about you, Bryan," he says. "Respectful, graceful, and charming! That's why I'm asking for your help."

Mentally patting yourself on the back for the slick response, you listen.

"I have two children in college, and they are coming home for the weekend. I can't get to the airport to pick them up, and I wondered if you would be willing to take my car and provide some transportation."

You are surprised and relieved that this is what it's all about, rather than being in trouble for anything. You gladly accept.

He hands you a picture of Mark. He is 21, and you have to fight to keep from whistling in appreciation as you see his face. You would gladly go pick him up – and do any other number of things with him, for that matter.

Then you look at the picture of his daughter, Traci. She is a knock-out, as well. She is 18 and has the kind of face that would catch your attention from across a crowded room. You can't wait to see if her body lives up to the face's qualities.

You need to know their flight schedules, and you see two itineraries on the desk.