Tell him you are looking for Aron

You know if you get started with this boy, you are unlikely to ever see your kids, which is why you drove all the way over here in the first place. Reluctantly, you say, "I'm looking for Aron's room."

The young man looks disappointed, but he says, "I'm not surprised. You want Room 208." He points toward the stairway as he speaks.

You make your way to the stairs. As you get the stairwell, a clearly-intoxicated Asian student makes his way up from the lower level. His thick, black hair is disheveled, and he is wearing only boxers and one sock. He has hickies all over his chest and shoulders and a very happy look in his face. Again, you hear a chorus of "Show us your tits," coming from downstairs. You are very curious about this and consider asking the young fellow about it, assuming, of course, that he is coherent enough to answer your question. It might just be easier to go down and check it out yourself.