You touch that screen like an unatended toddler in an apple-store

To dramatic effect, instead of using a finger delicately, like most touch devices you know, i use my whole hand. Sue me, it was my isekai destiny, maybe. As i do this, the screen lights up with a wispy, fantasy-style loading screen. Fuck yeah.

Building main user profile . . .
Syncing preferences . . .

rendering sprites . . .

sprites? what the fuck man, not even full animations? either way. As it finished loading, the display showed a menu akin to a main hub.

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Hold up, Gregorian calendar? at least you had a metric system, thank god. I notice that next to my name, the g unit is followed by a golden coin icon. _So a money system? _I tried to click the SHOP, as to explore the clear RPG mechanics, when a modal pops up

Tutorial

Welcome to DIY Island! The game were you have to grind just to survive, you loser! The way the system works is such: we, as the unnamed, mystic entity, we assign you boring, maybe useless jobs or objectives, can be a collection job, or a chore. In exchange, we award you some of our own newly minted Goldcoin! (shortened as just 'g') mostly because we made it for a rug pull that failed because we forgot this dimension is not on the main internet, but oh well. You also can unlock our NFTs to buy, so look up to that.

Anyway, in the main screen you can exchange your coins on the available menus ( some to be unlocked )

Unlocked Menus:

• SHOP: You can buy like, regular stuff, off course. a couple ready-made meals, a can of beer, actual fruits and vegetables that we know you wont buy, you lazy bum, a couple of empanadas, a taco or two? and some magic - sorcery and witchery stuff - mostly for later into the game progression
• Workers: Neat mechanic we thought up to accelerate the plot, because we are fucking bored mate. You can 'hire' different helpers as a sort of staff, to facilitate he jobs we make you do. Take into account that some jobs may need for you to hand them in or perform some action in order to be completed, so you wont be able to just completely outsource everything! ( or maybe . . . )

Now and then we will assign Quests for advancing the main story or unlocking some new mechanic or other. Quests may even give you some great rewards you wont get any other way, so keep an eye out when they pop up!
Wrapping up for now, we'll start you with some free coins so you don't starve, and assign you your first job, and even a whole quest.
Good luck!

**| you received 50g! Don't spend it all in one place | **

**| There is a new job available | **

**| You've been assigned a Quest | **

wait . . . am i trapped in a nightmarish Animal Crossing?