She puts a new twist on an old trick

"Loki?" Hailey asked, eyes widening. "You mean -"

"I get it, I get it." Loki said with a chuckle before snapping her fingers, transforming into an exact duplicate of Tom Hiddelston. In the man's exact voice, she asked, "You were expecting something like this, correct?"

"Well, Ah guess when ya think about it..." Buddy commented with a shrug as Loki turned back into her original form. Turning back to Loki, the fat farmer asked, "But what have ya'll got planned, Ms. Mischief God?"

"What was Lucy wearing the last time you saw her?"

"Why in tarnation is that important?!"

Loki smirked as she eyed Buddy up and down. "To be honest, you're a little chunkier than the last guy I tried this with, but if I can pull it off back then..."

"I swear, if I hear one more show tune tonight, I'll go nuts!" Roxie groaned bitterly as she and Grant watched a spicier version of the aforementioned Avenue Q song come to a close. "Once we're made heroes for slaying The Devil, I say we buy Broadway and bulldoze every last theater."

"I'll put it up there with the mass extinction of skunks." Grant muttered, aiming the shotgun at the stage after the actors took a bow. "Ugh! How many acts do we have to sit through before -"

"We got serious trouble!"

At hearing the voice, Grant and Roxie turned to see Hailey leading a figure dressed in the exact same skimpy bra and panties that Lucy was wearing out of a doorway, the figure pulling on a short hoodie to cover their head and upper body.

"Grant and Roxie are back, Lucy! We need to get you out of here!" Hailey exclaimed as she lead the hoodie clad figure towards the back exit. "I talked with Terpi- Twerpic - That Muse Lady and your friends, they said we can take you somewhere safe and do the ritual here another day."

"How the hell did she get back in?" Roxie muttered.

"Never mind that! She's got The Devil!" Grant spat as he and Roxie climbed down from the rafters just as Hailey and Lucy went out the door. "Hailey! Get back here!"

The two naked, smelly, demon hunters raced past another door and out the back exit after Hailey and Lucy... Just before Lucy stuck her head out of one of the dressing rooms with a look of bewilderment on her face.

"Kyle? Did you just hear Grant's voice, or am I going crazy?" Lucy asked as Kyle poked his head out.

"Well, I'm smelling a very strong amount of skunk stink," Kyle commented, "so those psychos were here, at least..."

"Hey guys!" Thalia called out, looking up from her clipboard as she got the attention of the mortal and The Devil. "You two are on after this next number. Break a leg."

"I am going to break their legs!" Roxie snapped as she and Grant chased Hailey and "Lucy" out into the parking lot. "After that, I'm breaking their necks!"

"Faster, Lucy! Run!" Hailey exclaimed as they reached Buddy’s van. With a snarl, the thong clad woman stepped in front of "Lucy" with her arms stretched out. "Just leave her alone already!"

"Oh, we will once she's dead." Roxie said as Grant aimed the shotgun at his former partner. "And if that means taking you down too and making it look like an accident..."

"N-now, Grant." Hailey stammered, "I know you wouldn't shoot me. We were partners, remember? What about all the good times we had?"

"Look, Hailey, I'm gonna level with you." Grant deadpanned, "Every hunt you and I ever been on, I felt more like an over glorified babysitter with how often you screw up. Plus, I got a hotter, smarter, much more competent parter now."

"Just hand over The Devil or your next song will be your swan song, you braindead Neanderthal!" Roxie shouted, "Even if your singing is actually pretty good."

"If you thought that was good, just listen to my poetry." Hailey said with a smirk as she grabbed something from the back of the van, clearing her throat. "Roxie wanted me dead on the hunt. To save from evil she said was her front. So, I grabbed a large glove," she held up her now boxing glove clad hand, "and showed her my love, as I socked her right in the nose."

"... Okay, yeah. Wow, you're a moron." Roxie said, "'Nose' doesn't even rhyme with either of those words."

"No, but this does..." Hailey said in a sing-song voice as she wound back her punch and shot forward, striking Roxie in her...

Roxie went wide eyed as she let out a high-pitched squeak, her eyes crossing as she covered her womanhood and shakily lowered herself to the ground. "... And to think I used to think crotch shots were funny before tonight." She wheezed.

"That's it!" Grant snapped, pushing Hailey tothe side with his shutgun before grabbing "Lucy" by the hoodie and throwing back the hood. "You're going dow- WHAT THE HELL?!"

"Howdy, Partner." Buddy said with a smirk as he and Hailey stepped back, the fat farmer unzipping the hoodie. Just like magic, Buddy's body reverted back to normal, the panties thankfully reverting back to his briefs. "Slimmin', ain't it?"

"What?!" Roxie squeaked angrily, getting back to her feet. Clearing her throat, the huntress glared down the two. "Where's The Devil?! How did you do that?!"

Buddy and Hailey were about reply when they looked up, their eyes growing wide in shock.

"What’s with the looks...?" Roxie asked nervously.

"G-g-g-g-giant..." Hailey stammered, "Giant... Giant..."

"Oh no! We are not getting sprayed again!" Grant roared as he and Roxie turned around, the main raising his shotgun...

Only to drop it as they came face-to-face with a wolf the size of an ocean liner, the giant canine growling as it lowered it's head down to meet Grant and Roxie's eye level. The wolf took one sniff of the naked couple before sneezing, coating the two in mucus.

"... Y'know, I think I'd prefer the skunk spray." Grant muttered in disgust.

The wolf then raised it's mammoth paw and swiped, sending the two demon hunters flying thru the air as they screamed.

"... Well, that was very Looney Tooney." Buddy commented.

"It should." Loki said as she came out from the front seat of the van. She then grinned a wide toothy smile as she looked over the giant wolf. "Aww! You did such a good job, Fennie!" She cooed as the wolf laid down and rolled over onto it's back, "Who’s Mommy's special boy? Is it you? Yes it is! You're Mommy's special little boy, Fenrir!"

The wolf panted happily as Loki hugged and rubbed his neck, Fenrir letting out a loud bark of approval. Loki then turned to the underwear clad couple and said, "You two should probably get back inside to catch Lucy and her show. I need to get this overgrown puppy back home before Angrboða realizes I snuck him out. My wife is a sweetheart, but oof! You don’t want to see a frost giant mad."

"Thanks, Loki!" Hailey said, "You and your dog really helped us out."

"Oh, Fenrir isn't my dog. He's my first born son." Loki said with a smile. At seeing Hailey and Buddy's expressions, The Norse God of Mischief waved her hand and caused a giant pair of earmuffs to appear over the wolf's head. "Yeah, Ana went through a... A rather weird phase when we were planning for kid number one..."

Grant and Roxie screamed as they soared through the air before landing in a lake, submerging for several seconds before breaking the surface of the water again.

"We're alive?" Roxie asked as she gasped for breath, both her and Grant looking over themselves as the water washed away the mucus. The two then laughed hysterically as they hugged one another and gave a quick peck on the lips. "We're alive!"

"Sacré Bleu!"

Grant and Roxie froze as they looked over to their left, seeing five water nymphs of Spanish, French, Scottish, Hawaiian, and African decent respectively. The five women looked on in surprise as they held up shampoo bottles, soap bars, brushes and towels...

All while standing around a red-faced Artemis standing in ankle deep water, her expression a mixture of embarrassment, shock, and anger as she stood there with everything on display. A few seconds later, The Goddess of The Hunt narrowed her eyes at her intruders as she crossed her arms over her breasts.

"Remember when I said that I don’t like using a certain ability of mine on mortals?" Atremis snarled, "Well, I only did that because he crossed a line and gazed upon my virgin form. A line," she raised her hand, "you two hunters just crossed."

"... Oh crap!" Roxie squeaked as the the wet, naked, and smelly couple got to their feet, the two making the connection. "N-now, let's be reasonable here. There's no reason to have us go blind because we stumbled upon you by acci-"

"That was my sister, Athena, you idiot!"

"Oooooooh. Oh." Roxie and Grant said simultaneously. A second later, they put two and two together as a look of fear came to their faces. "OH NO!"

With a wave of Artemis' hand, both demon hunters screamed in horror before said screams were replaced by frightened bellows. And as Artemis lowered her hand, she smirked at the two white-tailed deer standing in the water; one buck and one doe. Roxie and Grant looked at each other before bounding out of the lake, galloping away through the park.

"Senora Artemis," Augua asked, "will they be stuck like -"

"Of course not." Artemis replied, "They'll just be deer for a week or two before finally reverting back to human form. If that peeping tom hadn't brought his dogs along, he wouldn't have met his fate."

"Well, Terpischore," Momos said smugly, "I must say that, with the exception of that phenomenal opening act, you're show has been mostly ranging from mediocre to adequate... Both at best."

"What are you, some kind of - Oh right." Terpischore said with a sigh, narrowing her eyes. "Well, we saved the best for last in our finale! We have a special guest in a... Last minute casting call: Lucy Morningstar, herself!"

"The Devil?" Calliope asked, sounding surprisingly interested. "Well, I never knew that Lucy could sing."

"... She can." Terpischore said, realizing that she might have made a mistake. She muttered under her breath, "I hope..."

"Kyle! Lucy! You're on! Break a leg!"

"Well," Lucy said with a gulp as the two got ready on set, "this is it..."

"Yeah..." Kyle said nervously, praying that he could last long enough as the curtains began to rise...