Plan their next move.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah harder!" Black Cat moaned.

"Eh, if I, eh, go any eh Harder I could hurt you." Peter grunted. The couple were currently sitting in the bath Felicia had prepared for them earlier. The pair rocked back and forth with every push, shaking the tub and spilling water across the floor.

"Well, it's clearly, ah, not enough to finish the job."

"Maybe, eh, a stronger lubricant will help?"

"That's the strongest stuff, ah, in the apartment. Ah, there's nothing else!"

"Fine then, eh, are you sure you can take it."

Felicia grabbed the sides of the tub and braced herself. "Give me all you got."

Peter complied hitting her with increased speed and ****. Black Cat wanted to scream out but held it in not wanting to give Spidey cold feet. Under this intense pressure Felicia screamed out what she wanted instead.

"Wipe Harder!" Felicia yelled. "Get this shit off me."

Peter conplied rubbing even harder against her back with his towel. They had tried this so many times trying to **** Compound N off of just part of her body. But nothing worked, no matter where they cleaned no matter what cleaning solution they used, the compound resisted and eventually dissolved whatever towel and washcloth they were using.

This time was no different as not long after speeding up rubbing the feeling of the towel in Peter's hand disappeared. Replaced with the feeling of soft skin.

"Damn it," Pulling his hand from Felicia's back which was turning red from being rubbed raw.

"Well don't just sit there." Black Cat angrily commanded. "Grab another towel."

"There are no other towels." Peter said defeated as he slouched back in the tub. "That was the last one."

"No" Felicia whined definitely not wanting to give up, but she soon realized there was nothing she could do. Black Cat sighed and slouched back laid on Peter's chest. "We're going to be naked forever aren't we?"

"No Compound N doesn't last nearly that long. According to the projections It'll brake down in, I'd say, 1 to 5 years."

"Oh wonderful. That's roughly the prison sentence for Public Indecency."

"They'll never catch us. Altgough they certainly will try, ha, the NYPD's most wanted The Spectacular Naked-Man and the Hairless Cat!"

The coue laughed dryly. Acknowledging how ridiculous this all sounded while knowing it was their future.

"Alright no more jokes," Felicia said biting her lip, "What are we going to do about this?"

"Well I might be able synthesize a counteragent that will render the Compound inert."

"That sounds great." Felicia smiled turning to look at Peter. "Which is why I know there must be a catch."

"Yeah," Peter sighed. "The materials to make the counteragent can only be found is certain places."

"Like?"

"The Baxter Building, The Sanctum Santorum, Roxxon's Corporate Headquarters."

"Oh,"

"Yeah I've got no idea how I'm supposed to get over to those places stark naked let alone asked them for expensive chemicals."

"Ask?" Felicia said perking her head up. "You're going to ask?"

"Yeah how else am I suppose to get the chemicals?" Peter replied resting his head on his fist like The Thinker. It was tjen that Felicia flipped herself over pressing her breasts against Peter's chest and kicking her feet into the air. She looked right into his eyes with a very excited smile.

"No," Peter said knowing what she was going to stay.

"Why not?" She sang, starting to sound lkke the Cheshire Cat.

"Spiderman doesn't steal. You know that."

"Ah but Spiderman isn't here." She said tracing circles on his chest. "Only poor naked Peter Parker."

"Cat."

"Please before you go into one of your big monologues about responsibility think about it this way. Can you ask these people for help without revealing your secret identity?"

Peter opened his mouth to answer but quickly realized he had none. She was right he couldn't wear a mask it would disintegrate. Peter Parker would have to beg naked for the chemicals and there was no way he could explain himself without revealing who he was. Revealing himself to Dr Strange or Reed Richards was embarrassing but survivable, but letting multiple major corperations know who he was a problem. Nonway they could keep a secret. So the only way to create a counteragent and protect his identity was to become a thief.

"Fuck," Peter said. Felicia realizing what that meant gave Peter a kiss on the lips. Excited to finally bring Spidey into her life of crime.