Next Challenger! S3X-E 4U

Fight 3: Dick Biggins (& Son Po) vs. S3X-E 4U***

Dick rushes out of the airport & hails the first taxi he sees. His flight took much longer than before & he was late as it is! To add more stress to his situation he was completely lost; The Directions Son Po sent him made no sense, there were 3 different streets in Washington than didn't even connect! All Dick could do at this point was shake his head & accept that Son Po will most likely beat him senseless w/t her ruler (& or a lead pipe).

The Cab Driver did eventually found the right directions to Son Po's location, but they were driving for over an hour before they stopped. As the driver helped Dick w/t his luggage, a loud "BANG" came from inside the 3-story building they parked near. Dick walks up the steps & tries to look through to glass doors to see what happened. But before he could get a good glance of the lobby, his eyes immediately spotted Son Po talking to one of the secretaries. Though she was the last person he wanted to speak to right now, he knew he had to apologies to her. But before he could even grasp the entrance door, Son Po turned around & looked at him w/t the most pissed off look she ever gave him. It took her little to no time at all to storm down the lobby, pushes the entrance doors back, & smack him across the face.

"YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!!" Son Po screamed while smacking him again, "You have No Fucking Idea how BADLY you made me look!!!"

Still recovering from her manly smacks, Dick tries to apologies but her rage was not slowing down soon. "You think I'm just another Snatch that you can ignore! HUH!! That I'll just Sit On MY ASS waiting for Big Strong Dick Biggins to come back from his Noble Crusade of Fucking Dumb Bitches all round the World!!! HUH!!! WELL SAY SOMETHING, BIG MAN!!!"

Dick: "I...I'm Sorry that..."

Son Po: "You GODDAMN RIGHT YOU'RE SORRY!!! SORRY-ASS BITCH!!!"

Dick: "Llook...I know I fucked up & I suck at responsible things &.."

Son Po: "Oh Shut The Fuck Up! There Isn't A GodDamn Thing From Your Mouth That'll Make Me Feel Better!"

Though Dick felt guilty for letting Son Po down, his brain couldn't stop making a thousand different jokes from her previous statement. He kept his mouth tightened so none of them wouldn't offend Son Po, but one joke did slipped out though. He unknowingly whispered, "Phrasing!"

Though Son Po couldn't hear him clearly, she knew he had made a joke at her expense. She immediately grabbed him by his hair & whispered directly in his face, "Don't Fuck With ME, Dick! Not NOW!!!"

"Uh... Excuse me, Hope I'm not interrupting anything." said a woman w/t strawberry-blonde hair wearing a lab coat standing behind Dick & Son Po. "Are we ready to begin the demonstration?" Son Po released Dick from her hair pull, stared at him once more w/t a "Don't Say Anything" look on her face. She took a deep breath & smiled to the other woman, "Yes, Doctor. Were ready for the demonstration." "Splendid! You both just follow me inside & we'll start shortly."

But as they were walking to the front door, The Cab Driver was still waiting next to his car & shouted, "Hey, Man! You Forgot Something!"

"Oh Fuck!" whispered Dick as his worries of Son Po disappeared his financial worries returned. But before Dick could walked down to talk to the driver, the female doctor pulled out her wallet & gave him the number of the building. "Call this number, we'll cover the expenses." The Cab Driver still looked uncertain, "Look Lady, I need Real Cash Right Now!"

"Very well then, just walk this way to the lobby & my secretary will arrange the payment." said the female doctor.

"Who is she again, Sonny?" Dick whispered to Son Po. "She's Dr. GoodLove. THE Dr. GoodLove! Head Researcher & Co-Owner of 'Oasis International.'" said Son Po

"Wow! What does someone like her want w/t us?" said Dick

Son Po: "She'll explain in a minute, but You Better Be On Your Best Behavior! OR ELSE!!" Son Po said jabbing Dick's stomach w/t her elbow.

Dick: "OK OK! I said I was sorry! Jeeez!"

Dick & Son Po walked though the entrance following Dr. GoodLove. Though the lobby had a cool & comforting feel to it, Dick couldn't stop wondering what was the purpose of bringing two professional fighters to a place like this. Little did he or Son Po know that their question & their worst nightmares would soon come to light as The Secrets of Oasis International's Lab will soon be revealed!