Peter is obviously the only choice.

I don't even have to think about it very long.

Me: "I think I have a solution that would make us both happy, can you bring Peter back out?"

The director looks at me puzzled then signals to the security guard who marches Peter on to the stage. He is now wearing a towel around his waist to cover up his shame and has his hands zip tied behind his back so he can’t cause any trouble.

Peter: “What do you want?”

Me: “It looks like your little dick has caused a lot of problems. I should call the police on you for attacking me. But I’m willing to let it slide, if you accept your punishment.”

Peter seems nervous and unsure.

Peter: “What punishment?”

I smile:

Me: “Oh nothing too bad, just thirty hits from the chinko machine.”

Peter: “Thirty!?”

He thinks for a while. Taking a few whacks to the balls certainly isn’t as bad as maybe going to jail.

Peter:“Ok I’ll-”

Me: "And since we didn’t get a proper interview before, we’ll do it while the machine is running. Be sure to always mention how small your penis is when you talk about it. And I expect full honesty from you. If I suspect you are lying I will increase the power of he machine."

Peter turns a deep shade of red.

Peter: "No, please don't make me do that. Getting hit in the balls is bad enough."

The director speaks up.

Director: "I think I should remind you that you've broken several stipulations of the contract you signed to come onto the show. Even if Mr Short here chooses not to report this to the police, we can still sue you. But I think the company might be willing to look the other way if you co-operate..."

Peter looks defeated. It seems he has ****. He steps up to the machine and allows his arms to be strapped above his head.

Paul explains to a cheering audience that as punishment for cheating Peter would face the chinko machine.

I step up to the button and set the speed slower so we would have more time to talk.

Me: “Ok, if you understand all the rules then ask me to smack your tiny cock and balls.”

Peter: “Please hit my cock and balls.”

Me: “Excuse me, your what?”

Peter: “Please hit my t-tiny cock and balls.”

I push the button.

*Whack*

Peter immediately cries out in pain.

“So it seems you have a very small dick. I can barely see it under all the hair.”

He sobs.

Peter: “Yes my dick is very small, it gets lost under all my pubic hair and is very hard to find.”

*Whack*

The pain is visible on his face.

Me: “How do you even pee with that thing?”

Peter: “It’s very difficult I have to push the hair and fat back, pull my pants down and lean against the wall. Sometimes my little penis dribbles all over my balls if the hair gets caught in my foreskin.”

*Whack*

Me: “I don’t think we can really call it a penis any more, it’s so small it barely qualifies. I’m sure you can think of some better names.”

Peter: “Y-yes. I only have a umm... a little pee-pee.”

*Whack*

Me: “Does it get bigger when it’s erect?”

Peter: “My penis gets-”

Me: “Your what?”

Peter: “Uhhh, My puny stiffy only gets 4 inches hard”

*Whack*

Me: “That’s not very big is it? You must feel very inadequate.”

Peter: “Yes, It is why I wear the false penis over my dicklet. So I can feel like a real man!”

*Whack*

Me: “Is that why you behave so sexist? You are insecure in your own masculinity?”

Peter: “Yes I overcompensate with my behavior so people won’t suspect I have a very small weenie.”

*Whack*

Me: “And why do you feel the need to be so homophobic? Are you secretly attracted to men as well?”

Peter: “Ye-I mean N-no! I-lets just keep talking about my pee-”

I turn the power up a notch

*Whack*

Peter: “ARRGH!”

Me: “That doesn’t sound very convincing, I think you’re hiding something.”

Peter: “Okay okay! I’m attracted to men, but only a very certain type…”

I turn the machine back down to normal

*Whack*

Me: “Oh, that’s interesting What type would that be then?”

Peter: “I only like men who have smaller penises then me. Even if I find a man attractive I will be jealous and turned off if his dick is larger than my tiny dinkle.”

*Whack*

Me: “Wow you are only turned on by men with dicks under 4 inches?”

Peter: “Yes it’s very rare because my cocklet is so small. I am turned on by things that allow me to pretend I am a big man.”

*Whack*

Me: “How many men have you seen that are smaller than you?”

Peter: “I have only ever seen them on this show and in certain porn videos. I have never met a man with a doodle smaller than mine in real life.”

*Whack*

Me: “We are almost halfway through. How are your dick and balls feeling?”

Peter: “Oh god my teeny dickie hurts so much. Please have mercy.”

*Whack*

Me: Mercy? I was thinking we should increase the strength of the machine. Make your balls hurt the same way you hurt those women you made scream when you penetrated them with your over-sized fake penis."

Peter: "No please! I just enjoy hearing it happen in porn and imagining it is me! I've never had sex with anyone!"

*Whack*

Me: "What? Are you saying you are 55 years old and have never had sex?"

Peter: "Owwww! Yes I act like a big man so people won't think realize I am a shrimp-dicked virgin."

*Whack*

I pause the machine. This is another twist I didn’t see coming and I start to feel a little sorry for him. I'd almost be tempted to jerk him off if he wasn't such an asshole. That's when I see Paul over to the side with a dirty smile on his face.