Honestly? Not much different than other orifices.

I had expected this to feel like a special sensation. Like a type of feeling on my dick that I wouldn’t have felt without having made my choice. But honestly?

It didn’t feel that weird. Basically like a tight orifice that stimulated my dick’s length about as well as any other hole. I think the main thing was the shape of it, the colon continues at a ninety-degree angle from a certain point after all. But it was about as tight as any other hole I’ve been in. I know that the prostate can be found from the butthole, that’s why they poke around there when doctors have to check it out.

I needed to find it, though. I had something of a plan, is the thing.

Astolfo was gonna go for Big Vinci’s pussy until he got tired, I’m incapable of getting tired. That said, I can accelerate the process by forcing him to cum his brains out the quickest way possible for a male. Namely, jabbing at his prostate until he runs out of semen.

Now, it’s possible he can’t actually do that. But I’ll cross that bridge when I get to it. For now, I gotta figure out how to actually make him cum. Maybe if I thrust in different directions, I’ll feel something popping out…?

I slowly began to saw in and out of Astolfo’s tight hole, feeling and probing around for anything that would do it. “C’mon, you can go harder than that!” he giggled. Well, if he puts it that way, might as well go for broke. I’m in a non-canon porn world, after all. Maybe raw power or speed will do it?

Taking hold of his hips, I sped up my thrusts into a blinding pace. “Yeah, go faster! More!” Guess I’m doing something right. But I’m not done yet…!

I did strip down, but not everything. I made sure to keep my bag, so I could use whatever tools I needed. So I clicked my Stopwatch, and hunkered down for a high-speed pounding that would hopefully free up space in the pussy nearest to me.

Funnily enough, I did find what I imagined to be a prostate after a good bunch of thrusts. So I hammered into it, among a few other nice-feeling parts, and sat on the bed next to the couple once I figured I gave him enough saved up orgasms. I lost count around the fiftieth time I poked the dang thing, and definitely went for a few more rounds after that. I made sure to not cum my own juices yet though, so I could save my loads for Big Vinci’s womb.

Once I cleaned my dick, I was just in someone’s butt after all, I unstopped time and braced for what was sure to be an explosive display of pleasure from the pink-haired guy next to me.

The next sound I heard was comparable to a dying coyote. Well, a coyote dying from what almost killed those guys on Futurama. I could practically see the stars in his eyes as a thick white sludge poured out from between Big Vince’s pussy and Astolfo’s dick. He started to convulse, and was almost launched off of the bed as the overflow began to push his cock out of her depths.

Yes! Mission accomplished! As he lay back, cum still shooting out of his stiff rod, I took his place, saying “Tag in!” as I thrust into Leonardo Da Vinci’s velvety depths. Well, maybe mushy? She still had a ton of cum from ‘Tolfo. No big deal, though. Penises have mushroom heads for a reason.

As I scooped more and more seed out of her with each thrust, I said “Hi, thanks for letting me do this! I imagine this is cool, cause you aren’t killing me. You Servants definitely could, I know that much.” as white gunk pooled on the bed below me.

“Oh, you’re familiar with Servants? You definitely aren’t from this dimension, though… not from a Singularity either. Are you someone like Musashi?” she asked, in between moans. Nice to know I’m not too far off in skill compared to a partner like Astolfo.

I shrugged “Kinda? Long story, basically I came here to try and have sex and impregnate Servants. It’s easier here, so I was hoping to have a good time indulging. Where is everyone, by the way? I feel like normally you aren’t doing stuff like this with Astolfo or Gil-kun…” Now that I mention it, I dunno if I’ve seen Ankoman draw either Da Vinci having sex…

She groaned “Right… everyone’s occupied by a really tough Singularity. It’s not clear when they’ll be back, so I and the female staff members have to deal with the leftover male Servants. After these two, we’re supposed to drop by Alexander and Paris, then the Nemos, it’s a mess.” moreso from annoyance than from anything sexual, but I wasn’t bothered by that. Priorities, and all.

“Hm… was it a Singularity to deal with a goblins’ nest?” I asked, already expecting a certain answer. “Yes, actually. No matter how many female Servants we send, no one seems to come back. Communications are down too, so no one knows how Gudako’s doing. Luckily her brother Ritsuka’s here as a backup Master.” Ah, like I thought.

Aside from the huge-dicked femboy-esque Servants plowing the hot female Servants, there’s another prominent FGO doujin type Ankoman makes: the Goblin Horde ones. They’ll usually defeat a female Servant inexplicably, turning her into a baby factory while stripping her of everything she has. Her clothes, weapons, even her pride.

The endings of those just have the Servant doggy-piled by goblins while pregnant, with no clear resolution to anything. Guess it’s my job to do that. Once I knock up Big Vinci, of course. Gotta finish up where I can.

“Wow, that felt amazing…! My turn!”

Huh?