Pretty damn Awesome, but wait, it get's better

So far the day had been great. Ron made it normal that Mr. Barken could only talk in barks and woofs, of course he had to make it normal that everyone could understand him. The fact that all the jocks thought that wearing tutu's and being bullied by nerds was now normal was priceless, though he would probably change that, someday, maybe.

But now it was the end of the day, and he and a rather bitchy Bonnie Rockwaller had drawn the short straw to clean up the gym after cheer practice. Honestly Ron would rather be anywhere but with a ticked off Bonnie, and he had already the perfect 'it's normal that...' line but...

"It's norm-"

"Shut it dweeb, it's bad enough I have to be here I don't need to listen to you too. I can't believe princess Possible would...."

And Ron couldn't get a word in edge wise over Bonnie's constant litany of complaints against him, Kim, and the world in general.

"Help me put this up Stoppable," She growled from the top of a step ladder, "we get this up and we're done."

Giving up changing Bonnie as a lost cause, he moved to help her push up the last mat to the top of the pile. Dragging it into position he pushed up as Bonnie guided it into place. That should've been the end of it, but no. As soon as the mat was up Bonnie slipped off the ladder and Ron, being a good guy, went to try to catch her.

With his luck though it didn't quite turn out like that. They went down in a tangle of limbs and wound up with Ron on top and his hand in a very squishy spot.

"AHH, pervert!"

"Whaa?"

"First you try to concuss me then you grope me! I'll get you expelled for this."

"Wait a minute, I tried to catch yo-"

"You pulled me down and had tried to have your way with me, I'll tell everyone, I'll-"

"IT'S NORMAL!" Ron yelled over the ranting cheerleader.

"What's normal?" Bonnie hissed out.

And under the power of a perverted genie Ron growled, "It's normal that all you cheerleaders let me touch you however I want, whenever I want, and you THANK me for it!"

Bonnie just blinked and digested the new truth of her world.

"Well, yeah, of course it's normal, why are you acting dumber than usually Stoppable?"

"Because you're bitching me out over it."

"Well, yeah you fell on me and didn't apologize and it hurt."

Ron was a bit shocked at this turn of events. "Well, I'm sorry, and you?"

Bonnie just huffed but knew it would get them working again and she could go home. "I'm sorry for yelling at you, and thank you for groping me."

"You're welcome."

Wait What?!