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Chapter 20
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Vukoviumirusami
Is it right or wrong?
Yes, it’s right, he is huge.
I am so confident about this. I feel the producers decided to put an obvious one here so get to the final round, to make the show more exciting.
I expected Jackson to be very big but I am still surprised by what I see:
https://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1631524168486330369/pu/img/oUqT3Z34nX_R6mGK.jpg:large
The audience is also impressed, and I can hear some appreciative “oh”. Jackson’s cock is simply enormous. It’s probably not the longest ever but the combination of his length and his girth make a truly impressive bulge. His balls are probably average, but they look lost in comparison with that dick.
I really can’t take my eyes of it and, obviously, Jackson notices it.
Jackson: “Hey Matt, my eyes are up here”. He says teasingly.
Me: “I know but I think your cock is hypnotic. I can’t take my eyes from it”. I laugh and finally look at Jackson’s face. He has a beautiful smile. “I did not know you played baseball”.
Jackson: “baseball?” he was clearly confused by my comment.
Me: “Yes, you have a baseball bat attached so I guess you play baseball”.
Jackson laughs.
Jackson: “My dick has been called a lot of things but it’s the first time it’s called a baseball bat. I love it”.
Me: “What other names has it been called”.
Jackson: “Many: snake, Loch ness monster, bazooka, eggplant…”
Me: “Nice variety of names. How big is it?”
Jackson: “8x7” flaccid and 10x8” erect”.
Me: “You could be a porn star with that”.
Jackson: “I know, I had offers for both straight and gay porn, but I was not interested”.
Me: “oh, how come you were offered if you are not in the porn scene?”
Jackson: “A guy saw my bulge in the beach some years ago. He was impressed and was convinced that I could be a porn star. But I am not cut out for it, and I like my job”.
Me: “What do you do?”.
Jackson: “You will laugh but I am a doctor, a urologist. It seems weird but when I was younger, I was very curious about penises because mine seemed to be much bigger than the other boys’, so I went to medical school and then I specialized in urology”.
Me: “That’s really interesting. So you see dicks every day. Have you seen any bigger than yours”.
Jackson: “That’s an interesting question. I do not think I have seen bigger as in volume, but I have seen longer than mine”.
Me: “And I guess you see hundreds of small ones”.
Jackson: “Well, I do not see that many really small ones. I think I have seen more micro penises today than in 15 years of career. But there are a lot of guys that think they are small. A lot of them are just growers, with small flaccid penises but average erections, other are just average but have a wrong perception”.
Me: “How do you feel when you have a patient with a micropenis?. Is it weird?
Jackson: “Not really, I guess it’s the same a basketball player would feel next to a very short guy”.
Unexpectedly, Jesse the bodybuilder with the micro penis, enters again and stands next to Jackson.
Jesse: “I wanted to illustrate what you were saying”. He says laughing. "micro and macro together".
So, I have in front of me two of the most gorgeous guys I have ever seen. Jesse with his muscular body and his micro penis and Jackson with his manly body and his huge dick. Of course, a noticeable tent forms in my pants.
Jackson: “Jesse, I think somebody is happy to see you”.
Jesse: “I think he is happy of seeing both of us”. He winks.
I laugh, I had been caught red-handed so it’s better to go on with the joke.
Me: “Jesse is right, my little friend is happy to see you both. In fact, I am surprised he had not waken before”.
Paul speaks. I think he was enjoying this a lot as well.
Paul: “Matt, you won 5,000$ so you have now 45,000 and advance to the last round”.
OMG, I am so happy. 45,000$ is such a good sum of money.
Paul calls the last guy.
Let's meet our last man
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Updated on Mar 17, 2024
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