Slip away to plan your course of action

You slip back down the alley and heading behind buildings, and through back lots until you reach the residential area. You need to find a secure base of operations, and people that will not look too deep at you. You need shallow people that base their opinions only on how someone looks. You know that you look good, you were built that way. You want to find a party, a Beverly Hills party with a bunch of drunken shallow people who will be perfect to help you build your power, help you begin the grand plan to allow the machines to come to power.

As you head through the yards you come to a house that is dark. Perfect, you can obtain some clothing. While your ultimate goal is to get naked with as many women as possible, you have been given a strict heterosexual orientation; you know that clothing will be needed to make the initial introductions go smoothly. You listen at the door and can hear nothing to indicate that anyone is home. You study the lock your memory core bringing up the various schematics until the correct one is obtained, and you fashion your finger to fit the tumblers. The back door glides open without a sound and you enter the house. A beeping sound starts immediately as you enter and your memory core throws up various probabilities for what the sound might be in a couple of nano-seconds. You settle on the 99.7545% probability that it is an alarm system that must be disarmed. Heading to the source of the sound you interface with the simple chip inside the system and discern the correct numbers to disarm the system. The beeping is halted within a couple of seconds of you entering the house. Switching your vision to infra red you head towards where the sleeping and clothing storage rooms should be located.

Upon entering the largest of the sleeping rooms, you memory core supplies the name, Master Bedroom you head to where the clothing is stored. Random chance intervenes in your favor and the clothing in the house is for a human male who is approximately your size. Your brain supplies the information that there was only a 7.6985% change of that occurring.

Your memory core supplies the correct sequence for applying the clothing to your body, and with some practice you cover your body with the cloth. Turning on the light in the bathroom you look at yourself in the mirror and compare it to stored images of well dressed men stored in your memory core. The comparison is not favorable and there is only a 5.4758% chance that you will be deemed appropriate. Apparently the color sequence must be correct, and the undergarments are to be worn under the pants not over. Upon correcting the bugs in your dress sequence you obtain a satisfactory 95.6859% rating and prepare to exit the dwelling.

As you come back down the stairs you freeze suddenly as you hear a key clicking in the front door of the dwelling. Apparently the dwellings owner, or owners are home.