Zombie Survival

You wake up to a the noise of the neighbor's dog barking. "Does he have to do this every morning?" You think as you look at your digital clock. It reads 7:23, you get up slowly and wipe the sleep from your eyes when you stop. Something is amiss. You here voices downstairs. You begin panicking before you hear the laughter of a studio audience. Your kids probably left the t.v. on when they left for school.