Begin!

It's friday night and it's a family tradition that you watch a movie every friday night, the entire family without exceptions. You have to watch from beginning to end, with a designated pee break in the halfway through the movie. Every week your mom goes to the rental and picks out a movie for you to watch. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad. Your mom doesn't really know which movies are good or not, so sometimes it's a pain and sometimes it's fun to watch.

This time she picked an anime.

You've always hated anime.

Too bad everyone else seems to enjoy it so much since that means every two weeks it's an anime you can't stand on the menu.

The movie starts up like your average anime movie. A bright sky, butterflies and little schoolgirls everywhere, everything is happy, there's the funny boy and the distanced, mysterious boy all the girls like.

Your older sister, the biggest anime fan in the house, squealed at the sight of the mysterious boy "I can tell this is going to be a great movie!"

Before we continue I should give a brief description of the family.

Father, Stan - 45 years old bastard who drinks too much. He and mom divorced a while ago. We're better off this way, no one in the family had a tight bond with him anyway.

Mother, Katy - 37 years old, a woman who puts family first. Her hair reaches her shoulders in waves of golden locks, big breasts without going overboard, she works out a lot so her figure is flawless.

Older Sister, Sarah - 21 years old, she's bit of an emo and she doesn't have a lot of friends, but she's really nice. Long black hair, green eyes like father (sadly), has a fair amount of cleavage and likes the same kind of school uniforms most anime schooolgirls have.

Younger Sister, Christine - 18 years old, not shy at all, has plenty of friends and is the sunshine in the family, she always smiles and looks innocent no matter what she does. Curly blonde hair like her mother, blue eyes, her breasts aren't quite as big but she makes up for it with personality. Not the smartest kid but surely the sweetest.

Wedged between Christine and your mother under a blanket you're complaining that we should watch more american comedy or action. Sarah is sitting on a couch next to the sofa on her own, she doesn't like the level of intimacy when she sits under the blanket with the rest of us.

"Quit complaining Will! The rules are that the remote stays in the kitchen until the designated pee break in the middle of the movie. You haven't forgotten that, right?" said your mom.

"Yeah yeah, I know" you said in a grumpy voice. "No exceptions, everyone watches the movie."

"Yep!" answer all three women at the same time.

And so the movie begins...