...Mr.

"... Mr. Doe. Is this your first time here?"

You nod silently.

"I see. It's like this: We are an establishment that is totally and 100% focused on the satisfaction of our guests."

"As it should be..." you nag in between.

"Of course. But we do our best to fulfill our guests' every desire. Especially those of a sexual nature."

"So you run a brothel..." came from you again. You are visibly unimpressed so far.

"I wouldn't put it that way. There is not a single prostitute in our house. Only the guests have sex among themselves here. We create the environment for it. The atmosphere."

"A bed?"

"Far more than that. I can show it to you. A tour and if you are not convinced after that, you can always just leave."

Tonight you have no more appointments and nothing better to do. Again you just nod.

"Wonderful, please follow me." The receptionist walks ahead and towards an elevator.

"Our house is divided into several floors. The upper floor is for normal hotel operations. This is for outward appearances only, but you are welcome to spend the night here should you decide to stay longer. The underground levels, however..."

The elevator door opens and you step inside. Immediately, you notice the buttons. In the middle is a "0" for the first floor. Nothing unfamiliar. Above that are floors 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 for hotel operations. But below the 0 are no numbers like -1, -2, etc. as you would expect, but colors.

"... make up the main part of the LUX."

The available colors are red, blue, green, purple, black, and orange. The receptionist presses the red button and the elevator starts moving.