Video camera

You pick up the video camera. It looks expensive. You check what’s in it, and see that it’s just some video of Jessica with her boyfriend - with no sex.
 
“Please don’t remove it,” Jessica says pleadingly. You can just imagine her watching the video and crying herself to sleep.
 
You have a better idea.
 
“Let’s make a porno,” you say, smiling at her as you prepare to record over the old video. You wave your gun toward the closet. “Now get in costume.”
 
She looks like she wants to kill you right now.
 
“I said get in costume,” you say and she starts crying a little as she obeys…