Tell them

You look at both of them. Trying to judge if their serious about applying the job, or if their trying to entrap you in some kind of legal trouble.

You decide to be honest with them. "I a rich and lonely man. I don't want to get married at the moment but I do need some company. So, I've decided to hire someone to cook, clean and perform sexual acts with myself. In other words perform all the chores of a wife but without the comitment. The person or persons I choose will be employees and be paid for all their services."

The two cops look at each other and they give each other a knod. The blonde then stands up and says "My name is Tiffany Anne Hastings, I'm thirty two years old divorcee. No children and no man currently in my life. I'm bisexaul and for the last two years have had only one lover. Maria here and I have lived together for that long. The people back at the station recently found out and are forcing us out of the ****."

Maria then stands up and says "My name is Maria Belinda Thompson. I am twenty nine. Never married, no children. For the past two years Tiffany has been my only lover. We've had a complete medical check up and neither of us have any sexaul diseases."