The Mixed Wrestling Federation

You were training in a small federation for almost two years. You were considered an up and coming star, with good endurance and the ability to take an incredible amount of punishment, and presumed to become a prominent face at a bigger league. Unfortunately, the federation closed down before you could get the attention of the WWE.

You're about to get evicted when you are sent an invitation.

"We are looking for men with some staying power for our own private wrestling federation, the Battle of the Sexes League. It's adult entertainment for the viewing of our exclusive clientele, and those who compete will be paid room and board, and extra for every victory. Your medical coverage will be taken care of."

You know you'll need exposure to get into the big leagues, and this is all there is, and how hard can the competition be here? You respond to the notice.

When you arrive, you are shown to the office of Miss Dane, the woman who runs the federation. She has her blonde hair, tight behind her head, and regards you from her glasses. She is six feet tall and leggy and was once a wrestler herself. She looks you over and sighs. "I suppose you'll have to do, the men keep quitting."

"So tell me boy, are you ready to compete against our best," she says contemptuosly. "Or do you need to be trained?