Wicked Horny (A Porn Parody)

The movie began to play soft jazz as it started. Instantly, the Titans realized they had received the wrong movie.

"Okay, a mistake was made!" Robin said. "I'm turning this off!"

Starfire suddenly grabbed the remote and sat on it. "Absolutely not! I am intrigued and wish to see this movie!"

"It's porn, Star!" Cyborg said. "It's just going to be mindless sex with a few minutes of pointless talking!"

"Why is that not appropriate to see?!"

"Raven, tell her not to play this!" Robin said. To his surprise, Raven was frozen to her spot. Her eyes were wide and her mouth hung open in shock. It was as if she had been struck by a freeze ray.

"Eh, maybe it won't be that bad," Beast Boy said.

"You ain't fooling anyone, horndog," Cyborg mocked.

The movie played a story similar to the first, but a lot more humorous and, oddly enough, romantic. A group of college students in stereotypical cliques were together in an abandoned apartment building on a dare. After reading from an ancient book, a monster began stalking them and driving them together into erotic situations.

Usually, this involved their clothes coming off in very impractical ways. Glue on stools, falling down the stairs, shirts or skirts caught in doors, or swimsuits dissolving in the pool rendered the characters nude with each other. Almost immediately after, they began having sex.

Each character was paired off in different couples that seemed almost opposite to their personality. The nerd was with the goth, the jock with the theater girl, the preppy chick with the delinquent, and the lonely outsider with the loud rocker. The "final girl" was an overly religious virgin who suspiciously wore a lot of makeup and had a lot of cleavage exposed. She actually ended up with the monster, who transformed into a hot human man after the sex scene. Before the end credits rolled, the characters all piled into their van and drove home, still naked and horny from their adventure.

Starfire giggled as the movie ended. "That was most hilarious! I rather enjoyed that!"

"Eh, not the worst movie I've ever seen," Cyborg said.

"I cannot believe I just watched a porno with the Titans," Sarah joked.

"I can't believe I watched a porno, period," Robin said.

"I think I need to change my underwear," Beast Boy added. "And pants."

The five looked at each other before bursting out laughing. Despite an initial awkwardness, it was still a pleasant experience. "You have GOT to invite me to movie night more often, Cy!" Sarah said.

"Oh no! Next time, I'm picking the movie!" Cyborg said. "Maybe an 80's action flick!"

"Oh yeah, that'll have less nudity!" Beast Boy said.

"Hey, Raven. You doing okay?" Robin asked.

Raven was still frozen to her spot, but this time, she had her hood pulled up over her face. Maybe if she hoped hard enough, the ground would swallow her up and she could forget she just watched a porn with her friends. And Beast Boy, of all people. He definitely could not know what she was thinking during the movie.