Sheldon Cooper. And he is NOT happy!

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Thursday, March 31, 2011

After Season 4 episode 19 but before 4x20.

"Thanks for the dinner," Howard told Raj as Bernadette and him stood up from their chairs. "And of course, thanks for making Sheldon run away in terror after you served haggis and blood pudin instead of thursday-approved pizza."

Raj chuckled. "I can't take all the credit. Priya was the one that wanted to see if it was true that Sheldon is horrified of chickens. The loud recording echoing from the elevator did the rest."

Leonard cracked a smile at that and placed an arm around his girlfriend. "Look at you, already making my roommate even paler than usual."

"I still can't believe he raced down the stairs as if he was being chased by a serial killer because of that," Priya replied, shaking her head in wonder.

"Yeah, I have never seen him run so fast," Bernadette commented, before pausing for a moment. "Hmm. Who would have thought that Sheldon would have the biggest athletic potential between the four of you?"

Howard looked a more than a little self-conscious at that. "Well, I wouldn't put it like that."

His blonde girlfriend raised an eyebrow. "I have literally seen you run out of breath and fall on your face while running half as fast for less than a minute."

"Yeah, well, I will have you know that I am planning to commit to doing more exercises during my next set of New Year's Resolutions," He said curtly.

Bernadette gave him a look. "That starts in exactly 9 months."

Howard was silent for a long moment before shrugging slightly. "My statement stands for itself.

Before his girlfriend could respond to that, a cellphone rang and Leonard frowned, giving his own girlfriend a glance before answering. "Hey, Penny, is everything okay?"

"I am not entirely sure, but I am going to go with no," She replied. "Is everyone still there?"

"Um, yeah, I will put you on speaker," The experimental physicist said.

"Hi Penny, what is it?" Bernadette asked her friend.

"I was heading back to my apartment when I noticed that loud Star Wars music was coming out of yours, with Sheldon talking angrily to himself," Penny explained. "You know, the marching music that plays in the movie whenever Darth-Robot-What's-his-Face shows up?"

Leonard groaned at the implications he would have deal with. "Ah crap. That's when Sheldon is unhappy, so he decides to let us know with what he calls his about-to-destroy-the-planet-music."

Not a single face in Raj's living room looked even remotely surprised that Sheldon had a song pick for that.

"Do you know what's going on?" Penny asked.

"Ah, we may have pranked him a little which made him leave early," Howard explained. "I am sure he will calm down after he reboots for the night."

Priya chuckled at that but said nothing.

"I don't think that's it," Penny replied slowly. "Unless your prank involved him finding religion."

There was a long pause at the reply. Leonard blinked rapidly, his mind having trouble comprehending his ex-girlfriend's words.

"Wait, what?"

"Errr, well, I asked if he needed some help and he shouted at me, complaining that "no one could help him now because atheism is dead and it's that stupid god's fault".

Eyes widened at what she said, with everyone in the apartment feeling stunned.

"Well, I'll be...did Sheldon Copper just had an honest to God religious experience?" Bernadette, the Catholic of the group asked, her expression most surprised.

"Nah..." Raj said, his tone dripping with disbelief. "Our prank couldn't have been that good...could it?"

"Well, Leonard got both Penny and your sister to sleep with him, so perhaps miracles do exist," Howard remarked, but he still sounded more than a little shocked.

The roommate in question was too gob-smacked by the sudden turn of events to even glare at Howard. "Alright, I got to see this for myself. Be there soon Penny."

"Please come quickly," Penny asked of him. "His Darth march music is getting louder."

And with that, she hung up.

The gathered friends looked at each other for a moment.

"Wanna come with me and see history in the making?"

Their curiosity got the better of them if the immediate nods where any indication. And with that, they followed Leonard back to his apartment, wondering what would await them there.

A/N: Leave it to Sheldon Cooper to get furious at been granted godhood because for all the incredible benefits this gives him, he hates being wrong more, eh? XD

Hope you liked the beginning. If so, please leave a comment and feel free to let me know what wild shit you would like to see here as Sheldon starts to get used to these powers he never asked for.

Until next time.