Vanessa found something.

Vanessa marched in victoriously, holding aloft a bong and a large bag of weed.

"Uh... it's pot." Paige said.

"So you admit to possession of an illicit **** on school grounds!" Vanessa accused.

"What? Isn't pot like legal?" Paige said, totally baffled.

"Maybe in the state you come from, but not here!" Vanessa pointed out. "This is very serious. I have to bring you in for disciplinary action."

"What... now?!" Paige exclaimed. "I'm naked in the tub you lunatic!!"