A unique and extremely intimate invasion

The butt waits patiently, and silently, for the next round to start.

But the butt could never have guessed what was to happen next.

A man brings over a large white bowl, and an orange tube with a squeezable pump section in the middle. With exactly zero words of warning, one end of the tube is inserted into the butt's asshole.

Well, being treated as nothing more than an unthinking object does makes sense.

The other end of the tube goes into the bowl, and the man squeezes the pump. Cold water flows up through the tube, and into the butt.

The butt was not expecting this at all, having never experienced this in its life before. But it does its best to stay quiet and unthinking, despite the alien sensation.

But each shot of cold water that the man pumps up inside it, makes it more and more difficult for the butt to stay a silent emotionless butt, and not turn back into a distressed young woman.

The butt has to really dig deep to stay completely silent as its innards are filled with the uncomfortably chilly fluid.

When the tube is removed, it's even worse. Because now it feels like the water wants to come back out. And the butt really does not want the water to come back out. Not when there's this masked man right here to witness it. Not when it's not above a toilet.

That feels like a distinctly human desire, but the butt feels strongly about it nonetheless.

Things immediately get even worse when the audience return.

The butt doesn't have eyes or ears, so really shouldn't care or even be able to tell that this large room is filling up with masked men in suits, but it can. About 20 men are already taking their seats in a semi-circle in front of the butt, and several more are still filing in from the large doors at the back.

The butt's owners has eyes, and perhaps the butt's owner should close its eyes, but it is worried that this would earn it negative points. It does its best to maintain a completely neutral face. Eyes facing straight forward, unemotional, unfocused. Like a statue.

Perhaps that's what you are - not just a butt, but a statue built in a wall. Perhaps that's easier to trick your mind into believing. Mouth hanging gently open, eyes glazed but unclosed. Just an unthinking, unmoving, statue.

But... Statues don't desperately need to expel water from their buttholes. Well, unless some of them do. Perhaps that's what it's like to be a water feature. Perhaps it's a completely normal thing for water to come out of a statue.

And when you think about it, a statue shouldn't have any control over whether water comes out of it. It just happens.

And this water really really needs to come out.

But... The statue is surrounded by people. People looking directly at the statue. Can you... Can the statue... Really let an enema out in front of a crowd?!

And even more distressingly... Is there really any other option?