Date

Work at the Down may not be all fun and games-- well, it is for the customers, but it's not for you, the employee-- but there's a ray of sunshine. Your guardian angel, Donatello, informed you that the fair operates on a mostly unspoken system whereby the hot clown girls who work here will sometimes exchange a business card with one of the Clown Assistants. If you're lucky enough to get one of those, it's the same as being invited to knock clown shoes with one of them!

Sometimes the girl picks the spot and sometimes, it's up to you, but the result ought to be pretty similar. Well... sort of similar. After all, the girls are clowns who get their kicks working at an all-clown fairground and exchange cards in some clandestine sex club. You ought to be prepared for their tastes and ideas to be a little out there. That's part of why you're into clowns anyway, right? You can handle it.

Dates may be taxing in the same way as work, so you should be prepared with enough stamina, guts, self-restraint, and wealth to make sure you can go the distance! Nobody likes a slacker, at work or in the bedroom.