Cinyarra the Ineffable

You find Cinyarra sitting on a throne in a clearing in the middle of the woods, surrounded by heaps of flowers, laughing in delight as more and more are piled at her feet. She's surrounded by maidens, shepherds, woodcutters, farmhands and other random local peasants. Some are bringing her gifts. Others are massaging her feet, praising her beauty or composing poetry in her name.

They all have a telltalle look on their face. Dewy-eyed and stupefied.

It makes sense. Isn't love a kind of madness, when you stop to think about it?

But it does pose a problem. Cinyarra is currently sheathed in a hood and robe of finest green and golden silks. You can't see her face, or any part of her other than her elegant feet. And even a glimpse of those feet is enough to make your heart beat faster. Maybe you don't have to strip this one. Maybe instead, you should surrender to her, and spend the rest of your days waiting in vain for the honour of a kiss...

Quickly you turn away. That was close! This is obviously a titan to be reckoned with. If she gets any stronger, she could make the whole world fall in love with her. But how can you humiliate her if you can't even look at her?