The Selfie Challenge

“You try to rob me and now demand my help? Fine, I'll give you something you can use to cover yourself if you do another errand for me. How about… Find twenty people and offer to take selfies with them!”

Lara sighs deeply but sees no other way out of this mess. All her stuff was in the catacombs. She didn't even have the keycard to open the room at her hotel!

“I can't believe I'm going to do this…” Lara walks over to an old man sitting on a park bench eating a cheeseburger “Excuse me, sir, would you like a photo with me?”

“Sure darling.”

“Ok, one naked photo down, 19 to go.”

Lara walks over to an office girl standing in front of a hot dog stand. “Hi, would you like a photo with me? I’ve been sent by the Great Giant Goddess of the Gauls.”

The office girl giggles.” Sure, you’ve got yourself a deal.” The office girl takes several selfies with Lara holding an invisible sandwich.

“Oh wow, she tagged you on Twitter,” The Goddess remarks.

Lara approaches a security guard outside a grocery store. “Sir, I’ve been sent by the Great Giant Goddess of the Gauls to promote her new selfie challenge. Are you in?”

“This sounds like a prank, but I’ve got nothing to lose.”

And so Lara kept taking photos with the first strangers she could find. A group of teenage girls, a pizza delivery guy, a girl reading a book, and even a naughty grandma that kissed her goodbye.

By the end of the challenge, Lara's face was hotter than an oven, and she was gasping for air. “I never realized how embarrassing being naked and taking selfies with strangers could be. Can I please have my clothes back?”

“Not exactly a ground-shattering revelation,” the Goddess snarked. “Sure, here is your reward. Although I never said clothes, just something you can technically use to cover yourself.”

A napkin materialized next to Lara's feet. She sighed. “I'm starting to see your game is here, Great Goddess. You are trying to break me, not with magic, but with embarrassment. Well, it's working, I'm very embarrassed.”

“If you want, you can do one last task for me, and then I'll fulfill one of your wishes. Are you game?”