A) Sexy Leprechaun Genie

When Chris arrived at Valerie's, he knocked on the door. Valerie answered.

"Hey there Chris!" she said in an Irish accent. "Happy St Patty's Day!"

"Hey Val," Chris said.

She must have seen the look on his face. "What? This is what ya wished for ain't it?"

"You know about my wish?" Chris asked.

"O' course I do," Valerie said. "Ya saved a leprechaun in the woods and he gave ya a golden clover that can grant wishes. Ya didn't wanna lose the clover so ya made a wish to transfer its power ta me. That's what the clover told me, anyway."

She indicated to a small golden clover on her shirt.

"Now as long as I stay with ya, ya should be able ta make all the wishes yer perverted little heart desires. Now, where shall we head?"

Chris led his new genie girlfriend to his car, and drove to...

a) a rich neighborhood

b) back home

c) a swanky restaurant

d) the local pool

e) somewhere else