Blunder Woman

Wonder Woman squats and springs up into her power jump. She should have easily cleared the fence, but she just cleared it. As she came down, her lasso caught on the top of the wire. The rope snagged and yanked Woman Woman up for a moment, then the rope slipped, and Wonder Woman slammed down hard on her butt.

Meanwhile Candace Etfield watched in disbelief. "THIS is the famous Wonder Woman?" she thought to herself.

Wonder Woman went to get up but got her foot tangled in the lasso and fell foward. She caught herself and landed on her hands and knees.

Candance had to do a double take. "Did she just split her shorts?" she asked herself. She took a long look, and as Wonder Woman got up bent over slightly showing some skin in the rip of her shorts. "She hasn't even noticed!" thought Candace. "This can't be Wonder Woman! She's acting more like...no can't be."

Wonder Woman made it to her feet. She muttered curses to herself as she rolled up her lasso. After she fized her lasso, she put it back on her belt, which she had to adjust as it barely fit and was uncomfortably tight.

Wonder Woman walked up to the theater. She scanned the building, and saw a small window that was open. It was about 8 feet up. She jumped up and caught the ledge with her fingers and pulled herself up. She started to slide under the open window when she got stuck.

Agent Etfield watched in disbelief as Wonder Woman struggled. She kicked her legs as her butt was exposed on the outside while the rest of the super-heroin was inside the building.

"Are you fucking kidding me?! muttered Wonder Woman. She could see she was in a men's room with grimy, dusty urinals and a few stalls. It smelled like old urine and mildew. She could have sworn the window was open enough for her to fit through. The window was up all of the way, and Wonder Woman strained to lift her body up trying to bend the window frame and/or break the window.