Seat cushion

"Well, I always wondered what it would feel like to be furniture. As in, to be put in the cushions of a couch or in a chair or maybe even a mattress, the owner just going on like I wasn't even there and using the furniture." I say, looking down at my hands. I look up, seeing a look on her face that was trying really hard to not say something hurtful. "Well.... I don't have a chair you could get into, and I'm not about to ruin a mattress... but this couch has only one cushion as you can see. It's why I got it, easier to clean. Anyway, there's a zipper in the back of it so you can replace the padding. We could take everything out, go to the store and get some heavy duty foam, cut out a spot for you and put you and padding back in. I have an idea though... I know you would be in there and treat you gentle and I feel like that's something you don't want, your gentle with furniture. After your inserted, I could invite some friends over and we could have a grey's anonymity watching party. We used to do it all the time in college, I'm sure they would love it and a lot of women would show up, women that would be unaware that they were sitting on you." I was getting an erection just thinking about it and just nodded my hard, smiling ear to ear. She just gets up, shaking her head with a smirk. "You start by taking that cushion apart and I'll call my friends and then we'll go to the store. We need to hurry though..."