One-up the skanks offers, of course... except they haven't made any

Seeing her blonde rival flirting with Ramsey infuriated Bria. She knew what the girl was doing. She was offering to suck him off to get the part. Well no one would upstage Bria, especially not some dumb blonde bimbo.

So thinking she closed the distance between her and Ramsey, all but rubbing herself against him as she reached him. Given that she was three sheets to the wind she actually miscalculated and practically plastered her body against his instead of merely brushing it.

"Why get a lousy blow job when you can have the full meal," she breathed into his ear. The girl Ramsey had been talking to gaped in astonishment and then disgust as Bria's 'quiet' words were practically trumpeted to those nearby.

Ramsey turned, and with her unco-ordinated body pressed so hard against his the friction of his clothes pulled the left side of her dress completely open, baring one perfect breast to his ravenous, if startled, eyes.

"Well, I don't know..." he said, trying to play it cool, but doing a lousy job. When a perfect babe like Bria threw herself at you, especially unexpectedly, it was pretty hard for a minor-league player to keep his poise.

Given the drinks she'd chugged and her naturally low tolerance for **** Bria didn't grasp that he was offering no resistance. "You can fuck me in the ass if you want," she said in a stage whisper. "Or my puthy," she slurred, giggling.

Forgetting the other girls entirely Ramsey let her tug him a few feet before she nearly tripped over her own feet, and then put an arm around her to steady her. With her left breast already bared to anyone looking - which was the entire room - he slid his right around her body, pulled the flimsy material of her dress off her shoulder, and clutched her right breast as he guided her to a side-room.

"Whore," one of the girls muttered.

"So, pussy or ass, huh?" Ramsey said as they passed through a door into another room, this one empty of people, but with a pair of couch in it.

"Pick pick pick," Bria said with a giggle, draping herself doggy-style over the back of the couch.