Astor and Link test something

Astor and Link walked through the fields as Link sighed tired.

“Something wrong?” He asked

“Yeah, why are we out here exactly?!” Demanded Link

“Because I’m testing this!!!” Said Astor pulling out a weird looking sheihak chastity cage..

“….. Do I even need to ask why?!”

Then Astor noticed a Lynel moving around the fields..

“Ahh haa… the prefect test subject!!”

“I’m pretty sure we should—“

“So here’s what we’re going to do!!”

“Are you fucking ignoring me?!”

“You go on and distract it while I try to attach this thing to his monstrous cock!!”

“Arghhh…. Fine but if something goes wrong I’m not taking the blame for it!!”

Link walked out into the field to see the Lynel looking for Prey to shoot down…

“HEY MINOTAUR!!!” Shouted Link

The Lynel looked at Link and smiled a little galloping towards Link at a high speed..

It rammed into Link and grabbed him, Astor grabbed the Sheikah Chasity cage and attempted to ride the Lynel..

It threw Astor off of its backside and was about to….

1.) Fuck them silly..

2.) Gets beaten by a guardian controlled by Astor remotely as it takes the cage and runs off..