Besides the broken arm, just one really...

"Your mother in law told us you have been having some issues in the bedroom lately and your wife agreed." The doctor explained.

"What?! That's not true! I have been a terrific lover." I said, knowing I sound like every other defensive guy when accused of erectile dysfunction.

"Don't worry, they have agreed to the special treatment you received today. We had to remove all body hair from the waist down as I could cause some...unwanted stimulation. You see, we applied a topical ointment to your...appendage and your testicles. When left alone and uncovered for a couple days, you will definitely feel much more sensitive and be more prone to erections, like your teenage days!" The doctor explained as the color drained from my face.

"Your probably wondering why your free hand is immobilized like that. It's to prevent you from self gratifying while the ointment takes effect. If you master ate before its taken full effect, not only could it render the efforts useless, it could reduce any stimulation."

"But...won't it be unsafe to be hard for so long?" I ask, hoping it means I could rub one out right now as I was getting painfully hard for some reason.

"For times when you need release, I devised a solution. Your wife and her mother have agreed that it is he best way. In fact, your mother in law has graciously volunteered to demonstrate how it works!" The doctor said.

Suddenly, five young women who looked barely out of high school entered the room.

"Oh, I almost forgot to mention. The procedure has been documented by these students at the local college's nursing program. They've been present for every part of the process so far, and once again, your wife and her mother signed off on it."

I gulped as a camera was placed in the middle of the room, pointed directly at me. I just hoped I wouldn't be too embarrassed by what happens next...