Buying a trample table

Later in the day i put my sandals back on and head to a sex shop, I'm in the mood to finally get myself a trample table. What's a trample table you might ask? Well a guy lays under it and sticks his cock and balls through a hole in the middle and a girl gets on top and stomps on his balls. I've wanted one for years. I get to the local Lions Den shop and ask the lady up front where they are and she tells me they don't really have any fetish stuff like that but if i look online i should be able to find one. I'm so bummed out, oh well lesson learned always call ahead. Since I'm out already I decide to do some grocery shopping. After i get my groceries the bag boy helps me out to the car and he is so polite i give him a ten dollar tip and he tells me i have nice knees i thank him and after talking for a bit i ask him if he would like a knee in the groin, he blushes and says yes so I ask how hard. He says since he's working not too hard. So i tell him to spread his legs and give him a light zap with my right knee he grunts and bends slighty over. I then go out on a limb and give him my contact info and tell him I'll be in town for a few days and i don't charge anything . He thanks me and tells me his name is Brian. I leave and when i get to the camper i decide to read more of my book and smoke some more weed until i go to bed later that night