Hitting the road

I wake up and get my toothbrush, a towel, soap and shampoo out of the RV and go down to the lake to bathe and clean up before hitting the road. Once i dry off i go to the RV and put on a small tie dye tee shirt with a bare midriff and some faded denim bell bottoms and rope sandals and away i go. I get back on the Freeway and head south into Kentucky. I have the Grateful Dead on the CD player. After about an hour i come across a country store and decide to pilfer some supplies so i pull in at the side of the store so no one can get my vehicle's description or license plate and walk into the store. There is one clerk and no customers but myself. The clerk is an old man at least seventy eight years old. I walk up to him and he watches me come behind the counter. "Excuse me young la Uurgh!!!" I reach down between his legs and grab him by the bean bag and squeeze his balls as hard as I can really digging my fingers in as I also twist and tug until SQUIIK!! They both pop in my hands and both his nuts turn into liquefied jelly . Once the old geezer is castrated I open up the cash register and take all the money, i also reach into his pocket and grab his wallet taking the money in there . Then i get two shopping baskets and swipe all the groceries and toiletries I can carry and hurry out to the RV leaving the old fart passed out on the floor. I don't bother putting anything away yet wanting to get the fuck out of dodge before getting caught.I go about sixty miles down the road before I pull into a large grocery store parking lot and put the assorted groceries and toilet items away putting the pop and vegetables into the RV's fridge and everything else in the proper cabinets . I take a pack of cigarettes out of one of the cartons I took and sit down at the small table and open a window, smoke a cigarette and count the money. Holy shit on rye bread there's about four hundred and thirty eight dollars with change here! I then walk into the grocery store and buy some wine, both red and white . I then get on the highway and keep on trucking.