She kicks your nuts

Without saying a word she swings her barefoot back and kicks you in the balls so hard your feet leave the ground and one of your sandals falls of. You hit the ground in pain so excruciating as you fall to your knees you throw up. As you lay there holding on to your groin she places her right barefoot on your head and says in an old scratchy voice " this is Lake Nutcracker home of many hazards to the testicles of young men." Before you can react she strips you of your loincloth and sword and walks into the woods leaving you there to hold your aching balls while saying "the only sanctuary is the tower on the shore" after about a half hour you are able to walk again so you strap your sandal back on naked from waist to ankle