Time for a Commotion

Being so close to the brink of success really clouded her better sense of judgment. She should have considered that undoing the change that made Shizune stay stock still, would then lead to her needing to be restrained until they were done. But of course, hindsight is always twenty-twenty.

She was just a few moments away from finally beating the odds and bringing Naruto's pervertedly childish reign of terror to an end. Oh, she could already imagine the accolades. Not even Tsunade-sama was able to push through this twisted wave of warped reality and stomp down on this arrogant brat's schemes. Naruto would've been rightly punished for finally taking his antics too far. That alone would have satisfied Sakura, but Ino was looking at the bigger picture. Saving Konoha from one teen's perverted rule isn't something that just goes unnoticed.

Tsunade would've given them promotions and compensations aplenty. And that aside, they'd gain such a higher level of trust between them and the Hokage. The kind she only seems to have between her and Shizune. Not just any person can burst into the Hokage’s office unannounced and call Tsunade out for drinking during the night before; that's the level of trust that only a few can get away with; Ino would pay for that honor.

Also, it was just good to finally stop Naruto, because who could’ve guessed how far he'd take things?

But all that was just a fantasy now, seeing how one single second of hesitance only served to screw her over. Shizune was often overlooked when it came to the power she wields. Perhaps due to her often standing beside the Hokage where Tsunade takes the majority of the spotlight. But being the assistant to the most powerful ninja in the village certainly meant something, even if it didn’t seem like it on the surface.

Somehow, Shizune both knew of and had a jutsu on hand to completely negate Ino's own possession jutsu. Naturally, she assumed Tsunade would be capable of that, but coming from Shizune, that had caught her entirely off guard.

From nearly undoing all of Naruto's perverted and selfish changes to reality, to being **** out of his body due to whatever jutsu Shizune had performed, Ino felt herself being drawn back toward her knocked out sexy cheerleader-clad body. She went into immediate shock, at the words, ''SLUT'' printed over the round cleavage-bearing bulge of her bust appearing in her vision. It was almost like her body's cleavage was beckoning her to rejoin. Except, with the knowledge she currently held, Ino knew that the second she stepped foot back into her body, it would be over.

She'd be stuck performing sexual cheers in the office; just like Sakura and Tenten were doing now, currently doign some kind of booty shaking dance against each other; but, what's worse, was that there would be no one to stop Naruto from using the book. He wasn't the smartest noodle in the ramen joint, but if he was smart enough to combine Tsunade's pendant of power with that formerly-useless book, he'd be able to make sure this doesn't happen again.

In a sense, this was her one and only chance to ever hope to stop him. Except, her odds weren't looking so good at the moment.

Stowing her worry, Ino knew enough about her family jutsu to garner some level of control over her astral projection form. Enough that she managed to grab hold of the desk, all while her body was being dragged towards the word ''SLUT'' on her severely undersized top.

"Th-thu..." Naruto shook his head. His consciousness returned, and he blinked a few times to gather his nerves. Or her nerves, as the large chest on herself indicated now. "W-Woah... thanks, Shizune! I- Ack-"

Without a word, Shizune took a solid grasp of Naruto's arms from behind and pressed his face against the table.

"Whatever reason you two have for this quarrel, I will not have it take place in Tsunade's office." She said with a cold, lack of emotion in her voice, "Feel free to take it to the training grounds. But either way, I intend to take this up with her when she arrives."

"Yyeeesh- f-f- what the hell Shizune!? You're my maid!" Naruto struggled rather fruitlessly beneath her grasp.

Shizune blinked, her brow furrowed. "Excuse me? What did you say I am?"

"I- Uh..." Her eyes flickered around the room, landing on the book right beside her.

Ino was dealing with her own predicament. Going back into her body would be sealing her fate, something she can't risk without full certainty that Shizune or Tsunade would set things right. And considering that neither were able to do that beforehand, she wasn't interested in taking that risk.

Every second made her struggle even worse as the invisible pull grew in ****, self-insulting cheers already dancing on her tongue. Luckily Shizune was effectively stopping Naruto from writing anything else, but if she managed to slip away, things might not end well.

Though with Shizune's hold on her, Naruto's struggles appeared to be useless. "Naruko, why are you resisting me?" Shizune pondered, "This doesn't make sense. You aren't this naive. Every second of this is only making your situation worse."

"Yeah...no," She murmured in reply. Realizing that Shizune's strength was much more impressive than a first glance would give off, she settled for another option.

"This behavior from both of you is just..."

*Poof*

Naruto vanished in a cloud of smoke, right in Shizune's grasp. "Oh, my-" The woman sighed, in annoyance more than anything. Perhaps a part of her felt bad for how deep of a pit Naruto was digging for herself. "Are you serious, Naruko? Whatever. I wanted you to leave so-"

The front doors of the office burst open, and Naruto ran in, panting. "Shit, I went farther than I wanted..."

Shizune's mouth parted open. She was genuinely startled. Not only had Naruto resisted an order of the stand-in Hokage, but she also vanished from her grasp, only to then return to the place Shizune had ordered her to depart from.

"What are you-"

"Just give me the book!" Naruto interrupted and began moving toward the desk.

Shizune was far from ignorant; she had noticed that both when possessed by Ino and freed, Naruto seemed to be invested in that book for some reason. It looked like the useless Universe Records of Impending Greatness that Naruto got as a pity-relic, truly the definition of a useless relic. But if it was the reason for this outburst, then she won't just hand it to him.

"Now, hold on, Naruko." She took the book right as Naruto pounced toward the desk.

"Yes! Yes!" Ino cheered Shizune on, still barely holding onto the desk in her ghostly form. "Just burn the book! Rip it apart! Do whatever!"

Shizune raised an eyebrow, "What is so important about this book? You do realize its use is unmeasurably low. It's more of a book than it is a relic."

"Uh..." Naruto stared at the book with hesitance, "Yeah, ye-yeah yeah! It's useless, worthless even. So, just give it to me?... please?"

"Really?" Shizune blinked, "Naruko, honest question. Do you think I'm stupid?"

Naruto thought about the question, "Well, so far you haven't noticed anyth- I- I mean no! No, I don't at all, Shizune....sama.."

"This book is as useless as the word gets. But it has some level of importance to you, for some reason."

"Yes, yes!" Ino pumped a fist into the air, nearly losing her grip in the process. "Don't let him touch it!"

Shizune began to open one of the drawers on the desk, "Since you refuse to leave, why don't we leave this here until Lady Tsunade returns?"

Naruto sighed, "I can't let that happen." Naruto took a few steps back and raised her hands to perform a jutsu. This new position caused Shizune to notice something leaning against Naruto’s cleavage.

Ino glanced over at her, "Oh shit. Shit. Shit. Shit."

"Is that? T-the Pendant of Power!?" Shizune's shock turned into a quick scowl, "Naruko, you have a lot of expla-" her voice cut off as her eyes began to glow a shade of white. Her body shuttered for a second or two, before her eyes started rapidly blinking.

Before Naruto could finish her hand sign, Shizune barked with a somewhat different tone to her voice, "Hey Naruto, don't even try it! It's Ino."

"What-" Her hands froze while Shizune held up the book. "You..."

"Possessed her to save the whole village from your pervy ass? Yeah." Shizune cocked her hip and dangled the book between pinched fingers like a piece of candy. "Before you use that pendant to make an army of pervy clones. Let's think about this. Can you get this book from me before I burn this thing with the most basic-level jutsu? Because I doubt it."

"I- Uh-" Naruto stammered and groaned, mentally pondering if the relic is fireproof or not but not wanting to take the chance, "Guhhh, Ino! Why couldn't you just leave me alone!? I was having fun!"

"At our expense!" Ino/Shizune snapped back, "I read that junk about us wearing panties like masks, time moving to suit with your horrible sleep schedule. Making Sakura into a dog, like... really!?"

"Okay come on," Naruto chuckled, "That last one was a little bit funny. I was gonna get rid of the panty thing for something funnier anyw-"

Ino/Shizune frowned and began to perform a hand sign over the cover of the book.

"Woah, Woah! Okay, calm down..." Naruto shot her hands up in the air defensively. "Who's to say destroying the book will undo the changes? We don't want Sakura and Tenten to be my cheerleaders forever, well, maybe I wouldn’t mind, but you certainly don’t want to stay that way..." She began to walk forward with slow steps.

"Maybe we can talk this out. A proposal, the both of us make a few changes here and there...no one loses! Think about it, Ino. Anything you want…*anything*, no one could ruin our fun. Trust me. I tested the waters on Tsunade, not even she was immune. I know Sakura annoys you sometimes too."

Ino wasn't phased. "Take another step, and I burn the book."

Naruto stopped.

"So let me tell you how this is going to play out..."

–––

Tsunade was currently face down in her cleavage, leaning on the countertop of the bar. No one had the courage to take note of the fact that the Hokage was drinking in the middle of the morning at a random bar instead of doing her job. The only one with enough balls to tell her off was currently in the Hokage office doing work that Tsunade couldn't be bothered to get to.

At least not yet.

"Another..." Tsunade mumbled into her cleavage. Though when she noted that her voice was too muffled to be heard, she raised her head up and spoke again, "Another! And I got a… *hick* Nice tip for whoever gets it to me first..."

She fell back into her cleavage and sighed. After the long night yesterday, this was needed. Shizune won't burn the office down after an hour or two. It'll be fine.

*BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMFFFF*

The entire building erupted into a miniature earthquake as bottles shook off counter tops and stands, glass crashed around them and a few patrons fell to the floor. Despite that, Tsunade remained face first between her boobs.

"Ugh...." After the quake came to an end, she groaned and pulled her face back up. A line, a drool still connected to her cleavage. "Shit....." She cussed and blinked a few times. "Forget the sake..." She slurred her voice and turned around groggily. "Just get me water...I…shit..."

Tsunade leaned against the counter, her fingers drummed against its surface as she waited for her drink. Even when she's on an impromptu break, the job of Hokage never rests. An explosion like that can't go unresolved. Despite how little it phased her.

But whoever caused it will be in a wagonload of trouble. Getting between her and her sake is quite literally only acceptable if the person doing so is named Shizune. Anyone else and therein for a world of hurt.

–––

Naruto was crouched out of the way of the door, said door blowing off its hinges. Peering in, she could see the room was trashed. More of a concussive blast than a fiery explosion one would expect from such a noise, but it was enough to rock everyone inside against the nearest wall.

Ino/Shizune shakes her head to rid herself of the almost concussion that she gave herself. She was lucky she had enough reaction time to reduce the damage to her borrowed body. She had every intention of setting the book alight, but when she did, the thing started glowing, then next minute, her sense of hearing disappeared and she was in a crater of splintered wood from the far wall, the windows of the room blown outwards.

She looks over to see that Sakura and Tenten were fully out, and luckily were sprawled on the couch in a daze along with her body. She sighed with relief, wondering if it was the fact that she was closest to the book that she took most of the ****.

…Wait, the book!

There in the middle of the room, undamaged, was in fact the book, lying there like it was placed there gently, but the signs of the furniture and dust blown away from it was an obvious sign that it had been the source of the sonic explosion. Her hearing started to return just as she saw Naruto peek through and also spy the unattained tome.

In a moment of realization, they both looked at it, to each other, back to it, then immediately leapt for it in a **** bid of gaining the power it possessed.

Naruto, with her new hefty assets ballasting her upper body, went tumbling forward, while Ino in Shizune’s body was weirdly lighter than her normal form, and almost overshot, but they both managed to grasp it while being in nonoptimal positions.

They both tried correcting themselves, tripping each other up as they ended up in a pile, struggling against each other to wrest the book from each others’ hands.

“Let go!” Ino grunted, hitting Naruto in the side with a knee, “I won’t let you cause any more damage with your childish mischief!”

“Look who’s talking!” Yelled Naruto, Managing to snag Shizune’s undies into a painful wedgie with a free hand, “There, you see? I wouldn’t have been able to do that if you didn’t revert that change! Heehee~” She blushed at the girly giggle she emitted, but continued to struggle.

They struggled for a while on the floor, kicking and pulling at each other. Ino, by accident, managed to accidentally get her foot stuck in the pendant’s cord, though Naruto was more distracted by the shoeprint in her face to notice. Shrugging it off, Naruto heard a loud snap, as the latch on the cord unclasped and followed the catapulting motion of Naruto’s flipped target, sending the valuable pendant sailing out one of the broken windows.

“Gah! Dammit, you stupid sonuva-!” She began to insult, still trying to steady his grip on the book, when they both heard a loud bang, coming from the doorway, followed by a crunching noise.

They both nervously looked over from their tangled pile in shock as they spied a very “I was **** to sober myself, which means someone’s gonna die.” level **** glare on the Fifth Hokage’s face. The loud bang and crunch appeared to be her steadying herself against the doorframe, hand gripped into the wood with a grip that could squeeze blood from a rock like it was a sponge.

“Alright, what bullshit is going on in here that I had to come up from the bar!?”

Tsunade took a good look around the room, of everything being blown away from the middle of the room, of the tangle of limbs that is Naruko and Shizune, the sofa of cheerleaders just now waking up sans one.

“...Of course you’re involved, Naruko…” She sighs.

“Let’s see, we have a passed out Yamanaka on the couch, so she’s probably in one of you idiots…” She strolls over to the sofa, Sakura and Tenten backing away from the seats as Tsunade approaches.

A loud *thok* is heard as the buxom blond flicks the head of the somewhat-less-than-buxom blond in the noggin. The body takes a huge gasp of air, as Shizune’s body flops on top of Naruto from Ino returning to her normal self. She is shocked as she looks down at herself, muttering an “Oh crap…” As the normal Shizune wakes up, just as Naruto gets the book from her limp grasp, holding it in triumph.

Tsunade, who was not in the mood for being discreet nor gentle right now, yanks the book from her grasp, much to her shock.

Slapping it against Naruto’s head, she says, “Look, stop messing around with that book! It’s a waste of paper that if I could just throw it in the furnace, I would. But sadly, for whatever reason, it’s got protection sigils all through it despite itself doing absolutely nothing.” And proceeds to casually huck it out of one of the broken windows. Both Naruto and Ino gasp as they witness this, and both were sorely tempted to just lunge out after it, if it weren’t for the pissed off that she’s not sloshed roadblock keeping them there.

Shizune sits up from just waking up, and perks up immediately when she spies Tsunade. “Ts-Tsunade-sama! You’re back al…ready.” She trails off as she looks around the room. “I’m in trouble for letting whatever went down get this far, aren’t I?”

Tsunade nodded, glaring fiercely.

Shizune shivered, but then realized something important. “W-wait, Lord Hokage! Before we do this, I have to point out that Naruko has your Pendant of Power around their neck!”

Tsunade glanced over at Naruko, who was glancing at the window nervously, but then upon hearing this, remembered in the scuffle that she lost it out the window too! Her brain fired on all cylinders that probably haven’t been used in her brain for years, and realized that she could spin it after Tsunade asked Shizune, “Well, that can’t be right, as as far as I know, it’s still in the vault, and it’s clearly not in her possession.”

“Pendant of Power? What’s that?” Naruto asked, trying her damndest to try and pull off looking dumb. Something that realistically shouldn’t be hard.

Shizune stuttered a little, but then retracted her excuses when Tsunade was clearly not in the mood to play trial judge.

“*YES!*” Screamed Naruto mentally.

“Look, whatever it is that went down here, some cleaning is going to be needed. Get the repair crew up here, Shizune. Naruko, you take your curvy ass, and get out of here. Tomorrow, you’re being assigned for street cleaning duty for a week to teach you the art of respect for property. Now get out of here and report in tomorrow for your cleaning shift.” Naruto silently thought that it honestly could be worse, but doesn’t want to put that thought out there in case it does get worse. If she gets the book and pendant on time, then she’ll be redeemed. And wonderfully he had a head start to grab her things again! As she took off the moment she rounded the corner, she made a big note in her mind to get back to being a male, those large honkers were really throwing off her balance.

Tsunade pointed a thumb over her shoulder to the cheer troupe behind her and said to them, “And you three. You are going to fill out some paperwork of what went down. I expect the documents in front of my desk when it gets rebuilt by the day after tomorrow, or else you’ll be sharing the same punishment as Naruko here. Understood?”

All three nodded as Tsunade crossed her arms. “Alright then, you’re dismissed.”

The three took off, as Tsunade was left in the remains of the room, sighing and rubbing her temples, wondering, “Ugh, I still don’t know what possessed them to make a bet with Naruko to be her cheerleaders for the day…” Then she further thought, “Now that I think of it, why was Naruko so fond of that useless book?” She shrugs it off, though, “Ah well, must take after her mentor for liking useless trinkets. Heh.”

This brought her to flash back when she remembered when she and Jiraiya were a team, when they were actually using their relics. She wrote in the back that “Only perverted, silly and humiliating things are written in this book.” As a way of teasing Jiraiya’s perverted antics, when she wore the clearly superior relic that was the Pendant of Power around her neck.

Tsunade chuckled, “Oh how time flies~ Anyway, the desk better not be broken to ruin my ‘medicine’ stash…” She says as she goes to the flipped desk to see if she could find one of her emergency sake bottles.

–––

Outside, Naruto went over to where she would assume that the pendant and book fell. Luckily, it was out the same window, if she could recall, right next to the shrubs. Looking around, nothing was blatantly obvious, but she assumed that it probably ended up in the shrubbery. She dove in, looking around for them, but turned up with…

Nothing. They were gone.

If they weren’t in the shrubs, they weren’t anywhere around here, as the rest was pretty much tamped down dirt, not enough to bury something from just landing on it. She panicked, breathing in and out rapidly as she searched and she searched and she searched, but she could only find evidence that it was here. A scrap of paper, the same type as the book’s pages, lanced by a branch!

Snatching it, it indeed looked like a book scrap. “They’re gone! Something happened to them!” She yelled to herself, balling her fists into her face in frustration. She stomped around the dirt a while in petulant anger; something that looked adorable in her female state she was now trapped in as she fell back into the dirt, tucking the scrap into her headband.

Unbeknownst to Naruto, Ino was overhearing the tantrum, realizing that the book was gone. If it wasn’t there, where could it have gone, she wondered. But she was at least very satisfied that it’s not in Naruto’s grasp right now that she could let it go. And thinks it’s actually quite funny, Naruto picked on girls with the book, now he’s stuck as one. She giggled as she figured that it wasn’t a problem anymore, and went off to go change with the other girls, rationalizing that the cheerleader bet limitations are now up.

[Co-Wrote with DogDog]