You're in a well-appointed kitchen of a large home. A woman who looks remarkably like Martha Stewart -- a really sexy porn movie version of Martha Stewart -- walks in. She's wearing preppy clothes and an apron which cling to her every curve.
"That's a good thing," you smirk to yourself, then realize that you're buck-naked and she can see your johnson rising in appreciation.
"Well, hello there! So nice to eat you," she purrs in a precise accent. She smiles and pushes you towards the counter, standing closer than would be proper for those who haven't been introduced. "I always like a good sauce, don't you?" she asks, smiling knowingly into your eyes.
"Yeah," you stammer back.
"Then we're in luck, because I just happened to have prepared a scrumptious honey glaze. Would you care to try it?"
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