Staging a hit & run

"Drop your purse on the ground outside the car," he told her as she finally was inside. She stared at her purse then pushed it out the door, its contents emptying onto the pavement.

"Close the door and start the car. Good. Now, here's what you'll do. Wait until I finish telling you before doing it."

Jill nodded like Kyle was right there instead of wherever he actually was. She tried to look but her head began to spin.

His next words didnt' register, but she did exactly as he asked. Putting her car into reverse she slammed on the gas smashing into the car behind her with the tinkling sound of glass breaking. Shifting gears she did the same to the car in front of her as she pulled out.

Both cars were honking wildly now, their car alarms calling out their owners, who came yelling at her as she pulled away, the side of her car scraping hard against the parked cars as she accelerated towards the lights ahead. Her mirror snapped off at some point, and more and more people ran out to see her driving maniacally down the road, yelling at her to stop.

At the lights she whipped around the corner, sideswiped another parked car before swerving to the other side of the street, now ruining the left side of her car as well.

After a few more cars of that she settled for swerving down the road, which was thankfully empty of traffic. The took a left and then a right, each time at high speed jumping the curb. Three of her hubcaps were knocked off before she stopped, at a slow speed, by crashing into a fire hydrant, sending a plume of water into the air.

People stared at the car and then at her as she stepped out in all her drunken glory.

"Are you alright?" some guy called out.

Jill turned to face him, smiled brilliantly, and called back, "Thash fun! Whee!"

Then she turned and ran down an alley, stumbling but keeping her feet, until she emerged on a parralel street where she found Kyle in his own car.

"Get in," he ordered, and of course she did. "We have one more stop for the night," he told her before driving off in a very law-abiding and unobtrusive manner.