Running through the park (Peter POV)

Well this is one of the worse days of my superhero career. In less then an hour after I enter Alchemex I've gone from the Amazing crimefighter Spider-Man swinging across the city to the Amazing Streaker Peter Parker hiding in Central Park. Alongside Black Cat. So I guess its not all bad.

After hitting the ground we make a b line for the closest park exit. We run down the concrete path feet slapping against the asphalt while our hands try to protect our modest. Mine on my junk, hers on her boobs. The cool wind only expanding our shared sense of exposure. As soon as he see the chance Felicia and I scuttled behind anything we can use as cover. We sprint between these different obstructions and slowly making our way through the park undetected. My heart races the entire time. It's late so their shouldn't be many people in the park but that doesn't really put me at ease. Whenever we stop to hide I take a moment to glance over at Felicia and, besides getting an uncensored look at one of the hottest bods I've ever seen in my entire life, I can tell that behind her seemingly straight face Black Cat's just as mortified by the situation as I am.

"You doing ok?" I ask as we squat behind a park bench.

"Y-yeah," Felicia replied not looking at me, "just a little annoyed at the situation."

She then sprints away to an unattended hotdog cart.

"Just frustrated?" I question catching up to her behind the cart. "You're not at least a little embarrassed."

"W-why should I be," she answers before running over to a nearby tree. A tree to thin for me to hide with her(but not too thin for me to see some side boob). Was she trying to make some distance? "I'm a world class cat burglar after all. Nobody's going to see me unless I want them too."

"That's great," I say moving to a nearby tree that's a bit thinner leaving a little more of me on display. "But that doesn't answer my question."

"Yes it does," She rebukes me from behind a garbage can.

"No I don't think it does," I say confidently(too confidently for a guy barely hiding his penis behind a lamppost), "so, I'm going to need a yes or a no here."

"Why are you so fixated on this?" Cat replies leaning her upper body out from behind a statue. It's outstretched arm perfectly censoring her nipples, but revealed plenty of boobage. "Just drop it."

"Just answer me."

"I don't need to."

"Come on Felicia," I cheekily say, "it's ok to be embarrassed."

She gives me an annoyed look in response. I reply with a smug smile. She stare at one another in silence for a minute until-

"Oh my god!" A voice echoes through the park. We both turn to see a young African American woman in a jogging outfit standing a few feet in front of us. It was at that moment Felicia and I realized that at some point we had gotten so caught up in our stupid argument that we stopped taking cover or even hiding our privates. So this woman had just come across two random people standing in the park staring each other down completely naked! We both quickly cover our unmentionables even though she's already seen everything. I think I hear Felicia squeal, but I'm too embarrassed to be sure.

"W-we can explain," I **** myself to say. "My friend and I we were jus-"

I halted my impromptu explanation when I turned and discovered Felicia was already sprinting away in the opposite direction.

"Fine," she screamed as she ran, "I admit it. I'm really embarrassed. Happy now!"

Normally I would have been very happy getting one over on Black Cat, but normally I wasn't stark naked in front of a stranger. All I can think to do is cover my ass (or balls in this circumstance) and smile awkwardly.

"Sorry to bother you," I say before running after Felicia. "Have a nice night."