We're Not Sure Yet

Three pairs of heels went clacking down the streets of The Leaf Village. Ino, Sakura, and Naruto all balanced with varying degrees of competency on these new additions to their wardrobes, each of their arms, less toned than they had been at the week's start, were weighed down with bags, filled with filthy, filthy clothing. Naruto and Sakura were still wearing their school girl outfits, while Ino had on a tanktop that read 'I suck dick!' which the two sloshing clerks had convinced her was ironic, like the pair knees highs she had in her bag that were decorated with little cum spewing cocks. So ironic.

"I'm not saying you wear the merrywidow on the date." Naruto groaned, completely bored with Sakura not already being a cum guzzling whore yet. "I'm saying when you take him back to your bedroom, you go to the bathroom, and slip it on."

"Oooooh." Sakura nodded her head, and stared at her lingerie bag. "You think he'll like it?"

"How should I know?" Naruto huffed. "You like, wouldn't let me see."

Ino giggled. "It's because we don't want you rubbing one out in front of us, ya slut."

Naruto giggled. "I couldn't help it! That story you told was just too hot!"

"I'll say." Ino licked her lips. They came to a cross roads, and the thin flat girl gave them a joyful wave. "It's getting late. So I'm going home, talk to you guys later kay?" She winked at Sakura. "Be sure to tell me how he is."

Sakura blushed. "I don't even know if we're going to do anything.

"Booo." Naruto and Ino rolled their eyes.

"Baby." Ino licked her lips again. "If you wear half of what's in those bags tonight, you're not going to be able to stop him." She giggled to herself, and walked off, unwrapping another sucker to keep her mouth busy.

"What a chatterbox." Sakura sighed, slinking a few bags of her shoulder. She and Naruto both swayed over to her house, weighed down by lycra, nylon, silk, latex, and velvet. They stopped at her front door and, Sakura placed a kiss on Naruto's cheek.

The blonde bimbo, smiled wide and rubbed the spot. "What was that for?"

"For being such a big help for me today. You've really been a good friend."

Naruto smiled. "Oh goody, i'm like... happy I can be a gal pal to ya babe!" She kissed Sakura on the cheek, and resisted honking her boobs when she did.

"He's gonna be here any minute, so I just wanted you to know."

"Oh of course." Naruto nodded. "Well I won't stick around, so you get in there, and get ready for a great night!"

Sakura beamed. "I will!" With that she headed inside, and rather than poofing away, Naruto milled about the neighborhood, until she spotted Sasuke coming up the street with a bundle of flowers. Naruto wondered what he thought of Ino when he saw her. Boobies too small? Naruto snicked and ran over to him.

"Hiya handsome."

"N-Naruto?" Sasuke gasped. "What are you up to?"

"Just wishing you luck on your date!" She launched forward and kissed him on the lips, while her hand reached down and squeezed his dick. "No way! It's big?" She spun around the dark haired guy, and huffed. "How's that fair?"

"What the hell?" Sasuke wiped her spit off his lips. "What was..."

Zap!

Sasuke jolted, and jumped off his feet. Arm hair and leg hair alike singed off him in plumes of pink smoke. His skin was smooth as a baby, his hands now a little more feminine and smooth, his legs a little longer, his robed top, now showing a soft mound, that could generously be described as tits. Tiny little ant hill tits, but definitely no longer manly pecs. His face was smoothed out, his manly chin, became a little sharper, his cheekbones more well defined. It was perhaps hard to call him handsome at this point, pretty would have been easy. "Woah." He grumbled. "That's a head spin."

Naruto giggled deliriously, her mission for the day finally finished. "Enjoy your date!" She ran off, cackling like a mad woman, holding the bimbo ray above her head. "Enjoy getting her to fuck you with that tiny dick!" She said... not quite so loud.

She was supposed to do that thing, where she vanishes into a puff of smoke after her mission was complete... but there was like, still a whole night of fun to be had. So she wasn't going to do that. Did The Leaf Village have clubs, she wanted to go clubbing! No! Karaoke with her girls! She'd invite Ino, and Sakura and they'd have the best time with... oh yeah, Sakura was on a date... pfffft, she couldn't wait to hear her complaining about Sasuke's little weenie tomorrow.

The bimbo was so busy giggling she didn't even notice the shadows reaching out to grab her. Not until she froze in place, becoming completely paralyzed. "Whuuuu?"

"Got ya." Shikamaru allowed himself a smirk of self satisfaction as he held the girl in place.

Naruto growled. "I only like being tied up when there are fuzzy handcuffs involved! Black's so not my color Shiki."

"Shut up." Shikamaru yawned. "What did you do to Ino? Why's she been acting like such a freak?"

"Yeah." Choji said coming closer. Her stuffed a handful of chips into her mouth and squinted at Naruto inches from her face. "We know you've got something to do with her, shrunken breasts!"

"Not, our priority dude." Shikamaru sighed.

Naruto grumbled. "She's not acting like a freak, she's acting like a bimbo!" She sounded like she was defending someone's honor. "You're the freak for wanting to stop me from hitting her with the bimbo ray some more! Woops." She giggled. "I totally wasn't spose to say that. Lol, forget I mentioned the bimbo ray, kay?"

"The Bimbo Ray?" Choji asked.

"Oh yeah! It's like the thingie in my hand." She snorted. "Hehehe thingie in my hand. Hey, let me go, and I'll give you guys handies. "

Choji took the Bimbo Ray out of Naruto's hand. "This is the thing that's making Ino act weird?"

"Hey that's mine!" Naruto pouted. "Shiki, Choji's stealing my stuff." Her voice was a teenager tattling on her sibling.

"What's wrong with you?" Naruto had always been dumb, but not like this. "Did someone use this thing on you first?" Maybe Naruto was a victim too.

"Nope, just my original self!"

Nevermind, of course Naruto was behind this. "You've gotten you, Ino, and Sakura... who else have you done this too, and why?"

"Because it's hot, duuuuuuuh!" Naruto rolled her eyes. "I dunno, like four, three, four, let's see. Me, Sakura, Ino, Kurenai, Tenten, Tsunade, Shizune, Anko, that's one, two, three... four, um after four is five, duh, and um hey can you move my other hand, I need it to count."

"Tsunade? You did this to the Hokage?"

"Just a little."

Shikamaru was floored. He couldn't believe what he was hearing. This was a major security breach, at the minimum that was two Jounin and the Hokage. "I'm going to have to take you in Naruto, this is crazy. You've seriously messed up man. We have to find a way to reverse this. Choji put some restraints on her... Choji?" He looked around but found the street deserted except for him, and Naruto.

"He left." Naruto said simply.

"What?"

"When you were talking about NUMBERS! He walked off with the Bimbo Ray, that poopy."

Shikamaru sighed, and rubbed the back of his neck. "What a drag."