The story begins

As the crew of the Quasar filed onto the bridge, Captain Janeway announced two thing. One, due to the size of the ship and the nature of it's mission, which would be explained once they were away, that they would be operating with a minimum crew. Aside from the command officers and Seven there would only be a couple engineers to assist B'Elanna Torres, a few security officers to assist Natasha Yar, a couple of science officers to assist Ezri Dax, and Alyssa Ogawa and Kes to assist Beverly Crusher. Secondly to avoid their combadges being taken away they would now be worn as a butt plug. Standard badges would still be worn. Several crew members groaned at this but quickly stopped once they were threatened to be pulled from the mission. This mission on a brand new ship wasn't an opportunity to be missed.

Ro Laren took her seat at conn and Jadzia dax took her seat at ops while Ezri Dax took a science terminal at the back behind Natasha Yar at tactical. Captain Kathryn Janeway took her central seat next to her first officer Colonel Kira with counselor Deanna Troi sitting to Janeways left. In engineering B'Elanna Torres was being assisted by Seven in preparing all systems for departure, while Beverly Crusher, Alyssa Ogawa and Kes finished their inspection of the sickbay. Curiously though there were no biobeds and a locked door in the back wouldn't open to their command codes. As they cleared DS9 Captain Janeway stood up. "Plot a course to the 4th moon of the Chin'toka system and assemble the entire crew in the shuttlebay." Tapping at her controls Ro quickly laid in their course while Jadzia sent the assembly order to the rest of the crew.

As the crew assembled Janeway admitted that their mission was to be very delicate and their orders were on their pads. As the crew read them they were quickly horrified. Their orders were to test a new Starfleet diplomacy method to secure agreements with aliens that the Federation co-existed with and make either first or second contact with new or elusive aliens throughout the Alpha and Beta quadrant. The bad part was Starfleet's new diplomacy method. "Allow alien in question to insert reproductive instrument or other similarly functioning instrument into chosen orifice. If the alien proves resistant to negotiation attempts allow for the alien to insert objects into chosen orifice. As a dry run your orders are to test this method on a Cardassian Legate and his staff in the Chin'toka system. You will rendezvous with his ship and proceed to negotiate a trade agreement." After reading the orders there were some clearly made objections especially from Kira and Torres. However some such as Crusher and Yar saw it as part of their duties there was also Jadzia who read the padd with a hungry glint in her eyes.

After dismissing the rest of the crew Janeway quickly explained the importance of the mission and assured everyone that their orifices would be restored after the conclusion of each mission. After resolving the uncooperative crew she proceeded to sickbay. Explaining to Doctor Crusher that her duties would now include restoring orifices to near virginal tightness after missions and testing the sexual limits of the crew, Doctor Crusher quietly acknowledged her duties before nearly passing out when Janeway unlocked the door. The biobeds were now in the form of gyno chairs and there was a vast array of plugs, speculums, and dildos. Informing Crusher that everyone would be arriving shortly for physicals she quickly left.