Wait and listen at the door

You decide to wait and listen before knocking on the door. As you listen, you hear heavy footsteps moving around the apartment. “Maybe she’s heavier than I thought?” you wonder.

“Elena,” a man barks out in a thick accent. “I had to make my own breakfast with you in the shower for so long!”

“Now, I’m ready to leave for work,” he continues as his steps approach the door. “Make sure dinner is ready when I return.”

You quickly head further down the hall towards a recess in the wall. Just as you hide yourself, you hear the apartment door open. Peeking around the corner, you see a short, balding Mediterranean man in a slightly outdated suit walking towards the elevator.

You watch him get on the elevator before moving back to the door. You knock on the door without a second thought.

“Did you forget your keys?” you hear a female call from behind the door. Her voice sounds strained, as if she was forcing herself to sound polite.

The door opens, and you’re staring face to face with the Mediterranean beauty. Her pink lips are pursed in a look of surprise, as she realizes you’re not whom she expected. Her long delicate hand is clutching a thick cotton towel around her chest, but you have a clear view of her significant cleavage.

Her large green eyes look to you in a questioning way, and she relaxes into a smile. “Can I help you?” she asks glancing from side-to-side.

“Yes, you can,” you respond confidently. You throw out your sexiest smile, causing her to blush slightly. “I live across the way,” you say motioning past her. She glances over her shoulder in slight confusion, raising her eyebrow in question.

“To be completely honest, I happened to notice you get out of the shower just a short while ago,” she immediately blushes and starts to stammer some type of reply. Ignoring her response, you continue, “I just needed to let you know that I think you’re one of the most exquisite creatures I had ever laid my eyes on.”
Your response, totally unexpected, leaves her speechless. She simply stares at you in a half-smiling, somewhat bewildered way.