Well, let's start with the bad news

One of the freshman girls gets hospitalized within the first four days, but you find out that she’s been binge eating and bulimic, so it actually helps her more than it hurts. Nonetheless, gorging herself on all the ****-laden sorority kitchen goodies land the cute little nutjob in the hospital temporarily.

Other caveats: Two girls faint while out partying over the course of the two weeks, but that could easily be blamed on **** or **** ingestion. Overall, the girls are more irritable, and several squabbles break out over the next 14 days.

Erin decides that two weeks of the diet pill routine is enough.