A woman

"Thad, you're a woman."

"I'm a... No. I'm a guy," Thad said, his voice monotone. I could see the slight flickering, but it was smaller than him, harder to make out.

"You're a woman." The flickering was stronger, easier to see. I could make out a girl with short blonde hair. She wore a tanktop and denim short shorts. Her figure wasn't anything to right home about, but she was fit.

"I'm a... man?"

"You're a woman."

"I'm a... woman?" Thad asked, the flickering becoming even stronger. The male Thad was more in the background than the female was.

I smiled. "You're a woman."

"I'm a woman," Thad said. As she did, the flickering stopped and the now female Thad was left. Time resumed and she quickly flipped her cup, easily landing it. "Whoo! I win again. You guys suck!"

"Damn, Thea. You're good."

"Of course I am," she said, slurring slightly. She wasn't nearly as big as Thad had been, and must have been feeling the **** more easily.

"Hey, mind if I challenge the champ?" I asked, looking at her. She seemed to consider for a moment, then shrugged. "If you wanna."

I grinned, knowing I wasn't done with Thad yet. I sat down. "Wanna make this round interesting?"

"How?" she asked, reaching for another cup.